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clashic

Means "classic clash". A simplified term for "ye typical state of perpetual chaos and/or constant acrimonious disagreement". Refers to any well-known type of dysfunctional relationship or partnership that is traditionally fraught with frequent strife and extended spells of loud/heated bickering. Usually used in a non-violent context to indicate verbal and emotional conflict only.
My brother and I have the clashic sibling relationship --- we holler and fight all the time, but we totally love each other to death.
by QuacksO November 22, 2011
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tappetstry of sound

Da overall cacophony dat you hear from an engine wif mechanical lifters.
I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.
by QuacksO January 16, 2025
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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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p.o.'d box

Da tiny safe-deposit cubby at da zip-code shop where ya always feel majorly furious every time you gotta pay da exorbitant renewal-fee every six months.
I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.
by QuacksO October 16, 2019
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Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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ASACP

A US-based advocacy/watchdog group dat makes sure dat folks properly care for their firearms and ammunition.
Madea is always talking about "getting her Glock" if da "getters try to get her"; she better hope dat she diligently maintains said handgun --- and her Uzi, as well --- or she might have da ASACP down on her, in addition to all of da other legal/social headaches dat her "mad Black woman" status subjects her to.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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secreterry

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.
If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
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