Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!
by QuacksO July 06, 2024
Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".
by QuacksO December 08, 2022
That dreaded “you only have a short time to live” medical report that a doctor detests having to give, and he fervently hopes that there won’t be an ambulance-chaser within earshot.
Doctor: “Zheesh, I’m not looking forward to presenting that old geezer with my die-agnosis --- knowing him, he’ll likely slap me with a malpractice suit even though I’ve honestly done all I could for him. This aint my fault --- as I've tried to tell him a thousand times before, it’s his own dissipative lifestyle that’s killing him.”
by QuacksO April 05, 2012
Refers to da eclectic "variety" of fill-in-da-blank exams dat a particular culture or area foists upon its test-takers.
People rave enthusiastically about how wonderful French and Italian quizine is, but that worries me, 'cuz if said exams are indeed so great and all, they probably are also more thorough and deeply-probing of how well you have studied and/or how much you know, and so they would likely be a lot more difficult to pass.
by QuacksO March 01, 2020
What Wyatt and Morgan's brother was accused of committing at da infamous OK-Corral confrontation; da term could also refer to da assassination-attempts on said town marshal subsequent to his acquittal of murder and professional-misconduct charges.
Da three Earp brothers were cleared of any legal wrongdoing regarding their shootout with da outlaws at da OK Corral, but not everyone agreed with said decision. Some of da hotheads loyal to da slain outlaws even set about delivering Virgilante justice.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Museum curator: German officials offered me some of Adolf Hitler's personal belongings, but I told them that I'd rather not have any memorabelial on display in my museum.
by QuacksO October 12, 2020