Definitions by QuacksO

consultan 

A Muslim head-honcho who also is an expert advisor to fellow Arab bigwigs.

Maybe if Obama bin Laden had availed himself of all da readily-available consultans in da Middle East, he might have been a better president in this country!

consultan by QuacksO January 4, 2021

treadition 

Da historically-consistent properties of da rubber cleats-patterns dat Goodyear and Michelin put on their tires.

Da classic "crowd of babies sitting on a couch" photo accompanied by da humorous "if Firestone made condoms" caption really shows up said tire giant's treadition of shoddy rubber-manufacturing workmanship!

treadition by QuacksO January 3, 2021

soargasm 

What da previously-grounded-on-terra-firma Man often had when he longingly watched hawks and eagles gliding high above him.

As teenagers and young adults, Wilbur and Orville Wright were not known for showing much interest in members of da opposite gender; they got their soargasms from tinkering with heavier-than-air flying machines.

soargasm by QuacksO January 3, 2021

pourgasm

Da hugely-amorous attraction dat you feel when a hot waitress fills your coffee-cup.

In da Real Life Productions "Love Will Turn You Around" music video, da blinky-eyed waitress has a major pourgasm when she first sees da handsome young dude whom she accidentally spills a platter of drinks all over. Apparently da feelings of attraction are comparably mutual, as well, since da dude changes his mind about driving away in his truck shortly afterwards... love does indeed "turn him around", and so he smilingly strolls back to da diner and snags said cutie-faced number --- who had obviously been waiting and watching to see if he'd return for her --- and she gleefully scuttles off hand-in-hand with him (without even bothering to take off her apron!) to go for a nice long stroll together in da park.

pourgasm by QuacksO January 3, 2021

moorgasm 

Da "rapturous release" feeling dat you get from strolling da broad English grasslands.

They say dat many British girls are not very "willing" when it comes to casual sex, but perhaps if you take them for a long walk on da rolling Yorkshire Dales, they might eventually achieve a moorgasm, and then getting them to let you into their pants might become a bit easier.

moorgasm by QuacksO January 3, 2021

Nebrasska 

Da mid-western state where da bulk of da nation's copper and zinc come from.

If most of America's BRASS comes from NeBRASSka, and PENCILvania makes the bulk of our PENCILS, is lot of our FLOORing manufactured in FLOORida???

Nebrasska by QuacksO January 2, 2021

halffluenza 

Da respiratory ailment dat Boss Hogg gave Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.

I don't know if my breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!

halffluenza by QuacksO December 31, 2020