Shangri La Ranch spokesperson: Our forebares were so staunchly opposed to killing four-legged mammals just for being able to wear their furs dat we shed said animal-hides in favor of "perpetual birthday-suit" living.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.
Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
by QuacksO March 31, 2022
One of those modern-day inns where they have hidden video-cameras in your room so that they can rat on you to the authorities, your significant other, etc.
Whenever I meet a new chick, I much prefer to either take her home or go camping wif her rather than renting a room --- there are way too many motells nowadays where they fail to keep a "discreet encounter" very discreet!
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Da central-California metropolis where you can "get da pink slip" more easily than in other areas of da state.
It's said dat da girls in Da Golden State are exceptionally easy-going and friendly, so maybe there's a better chance dat you could find one or more lovely specimens in SACKramento who would be eager/willing to "jump into da sack" wif you.
by QuacksO December 09, 2023
A large Californian city where you either:
(1) have a high likelihood of getting da pink slip, or
(2) will easily find "willing" ladies.
(1) have a high likelihood of getting da pink slip, or
(2) will easily find "willing" ladies.
In Sackramento, there's more of a chance of GETTING LAID OFF due to being caught GETTING LAID by a co-worker, since so many of da chicks in dat area are exceptionally casual about dropping their drawers!
by QuacksO April 16, 2024