Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.
People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
Get the cereal squattersmug. What unfeeling/opportunistic physicians used to do with recently-buried humans --- i.e., illegally remove said fresh corpses from their graves to use for dissection and other medical research.
In "The Adventured Of Tom Sawyer", Doc Robinson is presented as a young naive medical practitioner who was overly trusting of others; had he had an ounce of savvy or common sense, he would have known better than to enlist the help of the town drunk and a known career-criminal in his shady exhuminations.
by QuacksO September 29, 2020
Get the exhuminationmug. Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.
Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.
by QuacksO March 07, 2025
Get the chimpanionshipmug. I just used ordinary store-bought fruit-pectin to create my peach-preserves --- no need to feel any gelousy over it.
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
Get the gelousymug. A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
Get the torroid affairmug. Hydroelectric and fossil-fueled power plants can continue operating for many decades with just routine maintenance, but uranium-operated generating stations hafta be completely replaced after just a relatively few years --- not very good "effissioncy" there, if you ask me!
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the effissioncymug. To get back at someone you're steamed at by altering da amount, number, weight, or volume of something.
Da clerk at da hardware store put too few screws in da bag last time, so I retallyated by putting too MANY screws in da bag this time --- i.e., claiming dat there were fewer in da bag than there actually were.
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
Get the retallyatemug.