Definitions by QuacksO

optimystic

Supportively hopeful regarding either a deep submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) or a crystal-ball-gazing spiritualist.

Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.

optimystic by QuacksO December 15, 2025

Methuseiasm

Da passion and self-confidence dat da "ancient" individuals featured on growingbolder.com exude regarding their being older than dirt.

Da beamingly-ebullient Rachel Veich lived to be well over 98 years old and drove her famed "Chariot" car up until age 93, so one could certainly say that she showed impressive Methuseiasm.

Methuseiasm by QuacksO December 13, 2025

Indypendence

What Henry Jones Jr. attained after eliminating his enemas --- I mean, enemies.

Papa Jones claimed dat he'd been an "excellent father" by allowing "Junior" his "Indypendence" while growing up, but said "nicknamed after da dog" next-generation character felt dat it was really dat he mattered less to his old man than da ancient-history artifacts dat said closed-minded codger was obsessed with.

Indypendence by QuacksO December 12, 2025

Rowmania

Da southeastern European country where everybody is crazy about paddling boats.

Rowmania has quite a network of inland waterways, so I assume dat many of its citizens "go nuts" with oars-powered dinghies and skiffs.

Rowmania by QuacksO December 11, 2025

Sharonting

Refers to da Facebook-posting of "adorable kiddie-stuff" by one or more moms named Sharon.

Sharonting can be a hilarious/fascinating blast --- both to produce and view --- due to da often-vastly-different appearances and habits dat ladies of da same first name may adopt in their child-rearing activities.

Sharonting by QuacksO December 11, 2025

Buxemlourg

Da SMALL central-European country where da female citizens are "BIG" in da baby-feeders department.

Da women is Russia are known for having some of da largest ta-tas in da world, but it's often quite chilly there, and so a lot of said chesty chicks might be shiveringly reluctant to let you lift up their blouses to play wif "da merchandise" except during da comparatively-brief milder periods of da year. Da HOTTIES in da much WARMER Buxemlourg, however, have similar-sized chest-pillowz, and so you might have considerably better "luck" in "getting lucky" when asking da ladies there if you can play wif their own similarly-bountiful "upstairs treasures".

Buxemlourg by QuacksO December 10, 2025

automattockally

How you wish dat yer pick-axe would perform in breaking up sod or hardpan instead of yer having to laboriously swing it yourself "manually".

Yoda might have been able to teach Luke to use Da Force to break up turf automattockally, but said procedure requires a lot of effort and strength, so perhaps it would actually be less exhausting to perform said groundbreaking labors "manually".

automattockally by QuacksO December 8, 2025