A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.
“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
by QuacksO September 25, 2011
Get the Wienerschnitzelmug. Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the pasturized milkmug. 1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.
A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".
by QuacksO November 21, 2019
Get the hopsitalmug. Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.
One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.
by QuacksO November 02, 2021
Get the passistancemug. Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
Get the easy peasy melon squeezymug. A "getting busted/screwed" situation involving either a hiking-path or a succession of objects in a line.
While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were out of sight of da others, and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!
by QuacksO November 12, 2023
Get the betrailmug. 1/2"-inside-diameter crimp-on tubing is usually more than adequate for regular household faucets and toilets/tubs/showers; anything larger than that would likely be pexcessive.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Get the pexcessivemug.