Sarcastic term used for any toxic compound, often spoken in an anxious/alarmed tone of voice to indicate the speaker's horror or distress at even the thought/possibility of said chemical being used, and implying to any listeners that he fears that the use of said chemical might very likely necessitate calling 911.
Homeowner: Now, wait a sec --- I got toddlers and pets, remember! You’re not gonna use some kinda dangerous 9,1,1-Trichloroethane-crap on my floor, are you?
Carpet-cleaning service guy: Oh, no, Ma'am --- this is all environmentally-friendly detergent --- 100% natural and biodegradable ingredients.
Carpet-cleaning service guy: Oh, no, Ma'am --- this is all environmentally-friendly detergent --- 100% natural and biodegradable ingredients.
by QuacksO December 03, 2011
I smilingly asked the local church pianist to autograph the cassette-cards of some recordings I'd made of his lovely keyboard-performances; he'd had no idea that his humble playing would be such a fanomenon.
by QuacksO January 14, 2025
Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Spay and neuter your feline friends if you don't wanna see a huge purrade at feeding-time every day!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.
A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.
by QuacksO August 04, 2024
Da spurts of love-juice da result from a gal's liberally applying her warm wet delightfully-abrasive taste-buds to a guy's painfully-engorged love-pipe.
Eliciting lickwid from an eager stud can indeed be off-da-scale delightful for both you and him, but you should first consider whether you are willing to swallow --- or at least suck up and then spit out in a suitable locale --- said DNA-rich load when he does "let loose", so as to avoid a huge mess.
by QuacksO July 05, 2023
A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019