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Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the apellet courtmug. Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the Grammaficationsmug. What da robed-and-hooded monastery-men actually are most of da time (why do you think they traditionally make wine?!??).
Maybe their official title begins wif da letter "M", but many of da robed holy men are actually "dronks" --- heck, they HAFTA be totally soused 24/7, in order to not go totally crazy with cravings for warm soft female flesh!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the dronksmug. Da undesirable consequences dat a carnivorous predator will face from da curly-horned male in da ovine herd if said marauding canine/feline gets too close to da ewes and lambs.
Da term "ram-ifications" can also refer to da specs (i.e., diameter, length, pushing-force, etc.) of a hydraulic piston used in a piece of machinery, such as an earth-mover, log-splitter, etc.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Get the ram-ificationsmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. A private/secret "comfort" area where you go to partake of tasty goodies to help you feel calmer, happier, etc.
According to Red Green, fellow Possum Lodge member Moose Thompson's appetite grew to such humongous proportions that he eventually renovated his house to remove all of his refugerators in favor of a walk-in meat-locker.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the refugeratormug. What snooty "old school" grownups eventually find themselves having to do when viewing da shockingly-bold-and-tasteless looks of da modern-day youth.
Da term "reconstyle" can also refer to where sexual partners "find middle ground" regarding their bodily positions --- i.e., what "styles" they use --- when getting it on. One good way to accomplish this might be to equally alternate between da two most-common positions if da guy lovers missionary but da gal prefers "doin' it doggie".
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
Get the reconstylemug.