Definitions by QuacksO

instrucshins

Verbal/written guidance on what to do wif those curious-lookin' straight segments at da front of yer lower legs.

Tiffany loves having me soothe her limbs after performing yard-work for extended periods, but she tends to get more sore in spots without much muscle-tissue padding, so she often gives me "go extra-easy on me there" instrucshins when I'm ready to massage da areas below her knee-caps.

instrucshins by QuacksO October 17, 2025

instrucktions

Da "how to" manual dat comes wif a hammer, axe, or other hitting-tool.

Just like applying for GEICO insurance, using a club or mallet is "so easy, even a caveman could do it" --- i.e., just raise said instrument high up over yer head and then swing it down forcefully --- and so conceivably no "instrucktions" should be necessary.

instrucktions by QuacksO October 17, 2025

scarecity

Dire-sounding "supplies are limited" claims to get you to act, buy, create, etc.

Telling a junk-food junkie that "There's a worldwide shortage of chocolate" or "Potato-chip companies are scrambling to keep up with demand" may indeed sometimes prompt said unwise indulgers to temporarily cut back on their intake of said empty-calorie-laden comestibles, but once they find out about the bogusness of said "scarecity", they'll likely just go right back to gluttonously stuffing their faces with sugary/salty crap!

scarecity by QuacksO October 16, 2025

addequate

Describes supplementary quantities/degrees dat create reasonably-survivable circumstances.

John is a Type 1 diabetic and thus needs a somewhat-higher level of Vitamin C in his diet, so an extra orange with breakfast should be addequate.

addequate by QuacksO October 15, 2025

buyopsy

Da analyzing of small tissue-samples to determine whether/why you have a compulsive-shopping problem.

Da term "buyopsy" could also refer to lab-work of human skin-scrapings dat mega-biz performs to determine what types of objects dat a particular person likely prefers to shop for, and then deluging said individual with mass "targeted-ad" spam.

buyopsy by QuacksO October 15, 2025

Dremelition debris

Da assorted shaved-off bits dat accumulate on yer worktable and/or da surrounding floor while you're busily using yer rotary tool to carve out yer latest masterpiece.

Handyman beau: Tiffany appreciates my repairing and upgrading of her household items so much dat she is more than happy to clean up all of da Dremelition debris dat's left after each of my cutting/shaping/smoothing projects.

Dremelition debris by QuacksO October 15, 2025

slamnesia

Lack of memory regarding having closed one or more doors too loudly.

After da formerly-raucous-noise-enjoying prince of Hubbub began loving quiet pleasant sounds instead, he developed total slamnesia regarding how da kingdom's residents had previously indulged him and his thunderous-din cravings by using excessive force when entering/exiting their dwellings and placing items on tables/countertops.

slamnesia by QuacksO October 15, 2025