Definitions by QuacksO

illoosory

Da non-genuine status of da copious affection/appreciation/praise dat someone of "relaxed morals" showers upon a gullible attention-craving sucker.

If you receive unexpected/undeserved levels of pleasantries from someone, it's likely just illoosory attention --- most likely said copiously-flattering individual is either lonely, sex-starved, or a gold-digger.

illoosory by QuacksO February 20, 2021

egregis 

Describes da exceptionally shocking or awful nature of a fact or event involving da famous Mr. Philbin.

Among other egregisly-sordid happenings, da famous talk-show host supposedly had a major intimacy-fling with da smokin'-hot cheerleader Maria Majerek.

egregis by QuacksO February 19, 2021

apologuyze

To express regret for showing your insensitive foolishly-prideful macho side.

On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.

apologuyze by QuacksO February 19, 2021

hareitage

Unique aspects of a bunny-wabbit's genes.

Brer Rabbit had a long hareitage of mischievous behavior.

hareitage by QuacksO February 19, 2021

hairitage 

Da genes-related status of one's cranial-fur.

I wonder dat Rapunzel had such an unusual hairitage, since no mention is made of her Mom or Dad's having particularly luxuriant tresses.

hairitage by QuacksO February 19, 2021

heiritage

What "old money" descendants have, since neither they nor their recent ancestors have ever had to seek regular employment.

Ethan Couch claimed to have a "rich heiritage" which supposedly entitled him to special favors and allowances from da world around him.

heiritage by QuacksO February 19, 2021

ACKuaduct 

Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.

In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.

ACKuaduct by QuacksO February 18, 2021