Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.
Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.
Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020
Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.
by QuacksO April 30, 2023
1. The male members of a common moderate-size herring species, widely found throughout North America.
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".
Alehusbands are comparatively easy to catch and fairly okay to eat, but they definitely have a more "porky" taste compared to alewives, and so I assume that they must possess at least some "male chauvinist pig" characteristics, just like their human counterparts.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
A Central-American country where da natives are viewed by "big world" leaders as being small and insignificant.
Da Dominikin Republic may indeed appear like just a tiny dot on da world map, but its political and economic importance is hardly minuscule.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
by QuacksO October 28, 2020