A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.
George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Get the Brig'em Youngmug. Coffee and stimulant-imbued soft drinks are super-heavily consumed in da state of Missizippy, with everyone whizzing about in a frenzied cafffeine-buzz --- there is an absolute pepidemic there!
by QuacksO June 30, 2020
Get the pepidemicmug. I try hard to stay out of legal trouble myself, and programs like Law & Order, People's Court, or CSI don't appeal to me, anyway, so I would not likely ever need surjury!
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
Get the surjurymug. Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 02, 2020
Get the de-positmug. What da "Santa Comes To Maine" singer-dude had occur in his front lawn after said "jolly old guy" made an emergency landing there.
Da visible "deerrigation" --- i.e., "the yard was covered with yellow snow" --- proved to da Veazie-resident songwriter dat Santa's visit to said fella's house wasn't merely a dream.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
Get the deerrigationmug. The blood-pumping organ of a greedy/selfish moocher/fortune-hunter who only yearns for gold; i.e., his main goal in life is to be given money to either hoard or spend frivolously.
In the 1937 comedy-film "Way Out West", Laurel and Hardy play a couple of witless buddies who unknowingly deliver a deed for a gold mine to the wrong woman; the recipient is actually the heiress's devious guardian with a "heart of gold"... Laurel naively "hits home" by telling her, "Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger".
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the heart of goldmug. My tastes in recreation run more towards drifting quietly around da pond in my rowboat and going for serene relaxing nature-trail strolls, so I prefer to avoid da Boiseterous big-city goings-on whenever I visit da Potato State.
by QuacksO March 14, 2022
Get the Boiseterousmug.