Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the apellet courtmug. A fivefold-of-the-usual "inCENTive" --- i.e., a cash-bribe for performing some difficult/disagreeable task.
Indignant old-timer: A DOLLAR to shovel the sidewalk?! Why, when I was your age, son, we only asked for PENNIES!!
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
Get the innickelivemug. Withdrawing da purported existence of one or more evil horned figures from a history book, video game, etc.
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
Get the demonitizationmug. Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Get the blanket condomnationmug. Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.
While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.
by QuacksO November 14, 2021
Get the Saint Nickelasmug. A mission embarked upon by a horny dude, with the objective being to get laid --- i.e., to access da warm juicy "prize" between a woman's legs by "entering" said delectable orifice wif his lulu.
Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just his own wife's crotch-offerings; da "stir-crazy stallion" instincts dat eternally smoldered between his own loins caused him to frequently embark on an "enter-prize" to seek possibly-greener pastures outside da matrimonial corral.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Get the enter-prizemug. Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 08, 2020
Get the cusstomer servicemug.