QuacksO's definitions

Khanference

A group-meeting either chaired by or discussing da infamous Mr. Noonien-Singh.

Some business/congressional meetings are so heated and devoid of reason or humanity dat they might as well be Khanferences.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

indigencetion

An illness of the stomach caused by excessive poverty.

Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

cannibull

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".

Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023

mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

by QuacksO December 30, 2020

oglalagarchy

Da governing body of da Native American community around Pine Ridge, South Dakota.

I scrupulously behaved myself and was polite to everyone I met around town while visiting friends in Manderson, SD, and so I had zero scoldings or other problems wif da local oglalagarchy.

by QuacksO January 24, 2024

temperarily

Refers to a comparatively-brief period during which you perform/suspend a certain action/practice due to your being seethingly upset at that time.

I eventually became hot and frustrated while feverishly trying to rebuild my hydraulic floor-jack, so I temperarily took a walk down to the seashore to cool my brain, then strolled back an hour later and was able to successfully finish the repair.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019

predassessor

A pain-in-da-a** auditor from ancient times, prior to modern-day inspector-bureaucrats.

Da term "predassessor" could also sarcastically refer to da "wolf or jackal" mindset of an individual who checks/estimates da value of something taxable, in dat you feel like they're "preying on you" for every penny they can supposedly justify to squeeze out of you.

by QuacksO August 14, 2025