Definitions by QuacksO

achecorns 

Painful abrasion-growths dat hurt like da blazes.

As much bodily shocks dat squirrels subject themselves to when scurrying and jumping about in trees 24/7, it's a wonder they don't all come down with major cases of achecorns.

achecorns by QuacksO March 19, 2021

elosery 

Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.

There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.

elosery by QuacksO March 19, 2021

ascessor 

A property-evaluator who checks da quality of your septic system.

Even regular tax-assessors don't usually have a particularly pleasant time interacting with da public, since they usually evaluate people's properties for da absolute maximum amount imaginable, but ascessors have an even more thankless job.

ascessor by QuacksO March 19, 2021

Nobel Piece Prize 

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.

Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.

Nobel Piece Prize by QuacksO March 19, 2021

skinflynt 

Describes da notorious Larry Claxton of flesh-baring-men's-magazine infamy.

I dunno if media-magnate Larry was stingy with his money, but he sure wasn't a skinflynt when it came to copiously plastering nude photos of voluptuous women all over his magazine-pages!

skinflynt by QuacksO March 18, 2021

suspissious 

Harboring eyebrow-raised uncertainty about whether someone "drained his radiator" in an appropriate manner.

If you see wet patches where they shouldn't be, you should be greatly suspissious of someone's assertion dat he always used da urinal.

suspissious by QuacksO March 17, 2021

DayTwona 

Da second morning of a NASCAR-racer saga.

Day One of race-car repairs and testing was fairly typical; let's see what DayTwona brings.

DayTwona by QuacksO March 17, 2021