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Native chiefs would smoke a communal peace-pipe of emotions-calming herbs and minerals to put them more in the mood to peacefully negotiate; why didn't their women do that, as well, so that they, too, could avoid so many petty squawbbles???
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the squawbblemug. I diligently try to behave myself so dat hopefully I won't get roomatism from having to spend extended periods in an 8X8 jail cell.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
Get the roomatismmug. To alter something; this term can refer to either changes made to please someone named "Maude", or the reviser herself is named Maude, and she is altering said object/composition to fit either her own needs or those of someone else for whom she is performing said adjustments.
My elderly neighbor Maude likes a bit of variety in her life, so I occasionally go over and re-arrange her furniture and otherwise "Maudeify" the layout of objects in her house according to season and/or how she happens to prefer them to be at the time.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
Get the Maudeifymug. The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the Blowjob Robertsmug. "You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Bolt-Looseningmug. Excessive/undeserved favoritism/glorification that's extended towards relatives/descendants of "Da Wicked Emperor".
When carrying out a performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, one should take care not to use too many cannons --- or fire them for too long a duration --- lest audiences think that said performance is conveying too much Napotism.
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
Get the Napotismmug. (adjective) Different-from-da-usual/standard method/procedure, and involves deactivating one or more devices dat are associated wif da matter under discussion.
Landlord: My tenant across da driveway complained about my bright neon "office" sign dat kept him awake at night because it shone directly into his bedroom window, and asked me if I could please put up a short vertical barrier-wall on his side of da driveway so dat it would block da light from my sign. I suggested instead installing an "off at 9 P.M. and on at 5 A.M." timer for said glowing sign (and of course, I, too, would want to sleep during those periods, and people seldom came to me with any issues or rental-requests during da "wee hours", either, and so there should be little need to illuminate da door to my office during those periods, anyway), and he accepted this ah'llturnitoff solution.
by QuacksO February 20, 2025
Get the ah'llturnitoffmug.