Definitions by QuacksO
innoveightion
Ol' "Timmy Jimmy" may indeed have come up with quite a few "innoveightions" in his explosives-creation efforts, but I fail to see how it really helped his "free Americans from government tyranny" objectives --- all he seems to have succeeded in doing was murder a lot of innocent people, destroy a whole bunch of real estate, and get himself offed by lethal injection. What earthly good did all of THAT do???
innoveightion by QuacksO May 20, 2021
smarter than the average bare
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
smarter than the average bare by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Jenneration
Humorous/contemptuous term for da more-recent "crop" of humans who are more tolerant/supportive/complacent regarding da unconventional/unorthodox gender-identification of certain fellow-human individuals like former-Olympics-athlete Bruce/Caitlyn.
I'm not sure exactly where my political/moral stance is on male-female ambiguity and changes, but if da newer Jenneration's views and outlooks mean that they will be exhibiting more respect and making extra allowances for folks who are unfortunate enough to have been born with hormonal abnormalities, I guess that I haven't really got too much to say against it.
Jenneration by QuacksO May 20, 2021
evidentureary
Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.
evidentureary by QuacksO May 18, 2021
roomor
A gossipy tale of "juicy" theory/suspicion dat spreads around among da locals in a certain area if two people "get a room" at a local motel.
paid-up layaway
Refers to da practice of giving da store's clerk your already-rung-up bags of merchandise to hold for you behind da counter, so dat ya can come pick them up later.
Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.
paid-up layaway by QuacksO May 15, 2021