Where someone embarrassingly busts you coming out of a tavern, after you'd promised you wouldn't drink anymore.
The Hartlepool vicar happened by just as Andy Cap was stumbling out of the Rose and Crown ale-house at 1 in the morning --- Andy got seriously publushed.
by QuacksO August 26, 2018

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018

The destructive/oppressive practice of --- when wrongfully refusing a perfectly-reasonable request from someone of less physical/emotional/intellectual/financial means than you possess --- consulting someone else whom you know will be a "yes man" to anything you say (i.e., "pawn") for a confirming/bolstering agreement, thereby invalidly giving the unfortunate favor/easement-requester the false idea that "everyone else feels the same as I do", and thus that he himself must be the one who's being selfish/wimpy/unreasonable to expect something like that, even though both you and your "confederate" know fully well that **you yourself** are the one who's in the wrong by your heartless refusal to allow for the asker's less-than-optimum capabilities.
Asking for a second opawnion is actually a form of gaslighting, since it can cause the unfortunate mercy-seeker to doubt his own sanity in his actually-totally-valid belief that whatever he is requesting is logical/necessary. By your strongly expressing your lying assertion that his request is unreasonable/preposterous --- and yet he himself can see no problem with whatever he is asking for, since he honestly feels the genuine and overwhelming need to have said easement granted him due to his own infirmities/incapabilities --- you may very likely cause him to invalidly think that he does not even know his own needs/self/body properly, which can lead to a permanent damage to his basic perception of reality and self-worth.
by QuacksO December 05, 2017

What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023

A "did you misbehave legally and/or ethically?" interview where da questioners use intimidation to try to get you to confess.
I try to "avoid da appearance of evil" at all costs, so dat hopefully I can avoid any interrorgations if anything "goes south" in my area.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023

by QuacksO February 26, 2022

Sarcastic term for a "kangaroo court" proceeding whereby most or all of da chief participants have illegally pre-determined what da outcome of said sham-trial will be, without having actually heard and/or conscientiously considered all sides of da story.
Having a "fat cats triumph in any case" arraigngement wif da court may indeed make things more palatable and easier/simpler for those involved, but true justice will very likely not be served.
by QuacksO February 03, 2023
