twitness

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.

Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

bewilderness

How a clueless city-slicker views any non-urban locale.

First-time camper: I got my country-cousin buddy to show me around da rural area where I was gonna be setting up my tent, so dat it would not be so much of a bewilderness to me.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Lukerative

Denotes the easy/abundant-money-producing nature of "Duke" or "Skywalker"-themed merchandise.

Not too many people watch the vintage "Star Wars" or "Dukes of Hazzard" films anymore, but there is still quite a Lukerative trade in DVDs and memorabilia among die-hard fans and members of the newer generations who love "oldies but goodies".

by QuacksO November 23, 2019

hackupuncture

A damage-repairing treatment for your database following a malware-attack.

Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!

by QuacksO February 08, 2023