QuacksO's definitions

determinator

Dat grim leather-jacketed dude wif da sunglasses who possesses dogged perseverance and dedication in his endeavors to bump off people.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist has quite a self-proclaimed "determinator" status himself, yet he never seems to be able to actually follow through on his "keeling".

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

heylo

Da hovering-'n'-shining ring of innocence dat your parents give back to you by saying, "Hay is for horses."

If you always remember to say, "Hello" or "Excuse me" when addressing a fellow human, you will be able to keep your "heylo" intact, without any outside help.

by QuacksO December 17, 2023

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

indollarive

A hundred-fold-level bribe/reward.

Years ago, kids would get all excited to be given a "shiny penny" in exchange for performing a yucky/difficult task, but nowadays said Lincoln-head coin isn't even enough for a piece of candy anymore, and so an indollarive is now da new minimum wheel-greaser to make said youngsters feel like exerting themselves.

by QuacksO June 16, 2023

direy

A chronological record of horrid events.

Achmed loves to blow things up and "keel" anyone who irritates him, so his life story would be a real direy.

by QuacksO November 11, 2021

hillbilly

A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.

Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

anusthetic

What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.

Preparation H works as a good anusthetic for many people.

by QuacksO May 3, 2025