Definitions by QuacksO
copycat menu-selection
Refers to da random meal-choice dat ya make in cases where you aren't familiar wif da types of offerings at a particular restaurant, often due to either da diner's being foreign-cuisine themed (i.e., Italian, Chinese, Hawaiian, etc.) or your not being accustomed to eating out in da fist place, and so instead of either asking yer friend who's treating you to choose "something tasty" for you or puzzling over da laminated dinner-options folder yerself, you just "enter default mode" or "go old school" by simply looking around at what meals other patrons are gleefully stuffing their cheeks wif, and then asking da waiter to serve you some of whatever dish looks/smells da best on said other folks' table.
My warm-natured tomboy friend Desiree took me out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant as a thank-you reward for my being such a helpfully-supportive friend to her; I wasn't accustomed to dat type of "savory 'n' spicy" fare, however, so I just observed a number of fellow diners' partaking of similar copiously-steaming and delicious-aromaed offerings, and then after my friend had ordered, I made a copycat menu-selection when asked which dish I wanted for myself.
copycat menu-selection by QuacksO December 31, 2025
Roamex
addmonish
To read someone da riot act regarding supplementary quantities, either saying dat YOU were expecting TOO MUCH from THEM, or dat THEY were being given TOO LITTLE by YOU. Never happy, are they?! :P
When it comes to doling out candy on Halloween, there can literally be FOUR common scenarios for "addmonishment" --- either (1) a pint-sized trick-or-treater whines dat you aren't giving him enough candy, or (2) you reproachfully say dat da child is taking more than his share of candy, or (3) da child's PARENT "roasts yer a**" for offering kids all of dat white-sugary crap in da first place, or (4) YOU roast da PARENT for allowing his child to request and/or partake of said unhealthy confectioneries --- "What is parenting coming to?! Why, when I was a boy, we NEVER got any sweets besides fresh fruit, and we were told never to request or accept junk food from other folks, either!"
missieve
A legal/government document or proclamation dat is supposedly "airtight" --- i.e., totally wise, unquestionable, and virtuous --- but is actually "full of holes".
Much of government-bureaucratic rule-making is just a bunch of "missieves" dat do not even begin to "hold water" if they're evenly casually analyzed.
MacGrlyft
A bungling would-be hero who always crashes his taxi-cab sometime during a call to transport a passenger.
grand larsony
Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!
grand larsony by QuacksO December 23, 2025