Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.
Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
After my karma ran over your dogma, along came a big truckma with a plow and shoved us both out of the street.
by QuacksO March 07, 2022
Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
How young children --- and many adults, as well --- view anyone in that line of work. And of course, they are often 100% correct in that un-trusting assessment, unfortunately.
My teeth feel just fine, and so I don't want to "have a routine tooth-exam" for fear that it might actually do more harm than good (i.e., I might GET cavities from all da harsh cleaning and picking around)... too many "Dentist the Menaces" around who just have dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Sarcastic/amused remark regarding da lack of personal improvement, enlightenment, etc. dat da cantankerous ranting dat Peanut, Walter, Bubba J., and Achmed have displayed over da years has had on their puppeteer.
Walter always trumpets da advantages of being crabby and overly serious, and Ahmed rails at Jeff about da supposed hazards of associating with 'infidels", but a whole lotta good it's dunham!
by QuacksO March 25, 2024
Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.
by QuacksO February 07, 2021
A modern-day parody of the famous Mother Goose nursery-rhyme involves the clear-elixir-of-life-toting duo's smoking weed together; perhaps what they each inhaled could be labeled as "jackpot" and "jillpot"?
by QuacksO November 22, 2020