Definitions by QuacksO
plié-bargain
Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.
I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.
plié-bargain by QuacksO November 20, 2021
You're not aloane
What you sympathetically tell someone who's wrestling with one or more "typical" or "oft-experienced" conundrums involving borrowed money/objects.
If someone needs to be told, "You're not aloane", this often indicates that he has not followed Shakespeare's famous "neither a borrower nor a lender be" proverb.
You're not aloane by QuacksO November 20, 2021
Washington, District of Colombia
Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.
Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?
Washington, District of Colombia by QuacksO November 20, 2021
enter-prize
A mission embarked upon by a horny dude, with the objective being to get laid --- i.e., to access da warm juicy "prize" between a woman's legs by "entering" said delectable orifice wif his lulu.
Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just his own wife's crotch-offerings; da "stir-crazy stallion" instincts dat eternally smoldered between his own loins caused him to frequently embark on an "enter-prize" to seek possibly-greener pastures outside da matrimonial corral.
enter-prize by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Barryland Islands
A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.
If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.
Barryland Islands by QuacksO November 19, 2021
accommodeate
Having others use your outhouse still involves their placing their own stinky butts on the same seat that you use, so choosing to also accommodeate them is not really all that different. If doing so on a regular basis seems too gross and icky to you, however, perhaps you could compromise with your house-rule to allow for weather temperatures, and say that you prefer that guests "take it outdoors" unless it's really chilly at the time.
accommodeate by QuacksO November 17, 2021