Two examples of a "fiassco" would be expensive-and-extensive-but-ineffective plastic-surgery to improve da appearance of yer buns, or da putting forth of a lot of laborious effort and/or resources in an attempt to access said delectable portion of a fellow human, but never actually ending up "getting any".
by QuacksO March 01, 2025

A settlement of a disagreement regarding either a medieval stringed instrument or a gesture-of-respect greeting among servicemen.
When I'm "in the zone" with my old-school guitar, I detest having to "shatter the spell" by removing my hand from the strings to make the standard acknowledgement every time a fellow uniformed individual happens by, so perhaps if I simply break into a "triple R" --- i.e., Rousing Rendition of Reveille --- on my instrument whenever I observe the approach of one of said individuals, that might be a mutually-palatable resaluteion.
by QuacksO January 05, 2025

Refers to a situation, cooperative agreement, lucky break, social or intellectual breakthrough, etc. which the speaker finds or considers to be so wonderful, satisfying, relieving, emotionally fulfilling, etc. that it is even better than being merely "sweet". Often said to the provider of the exceptional condition, either to express the speaker's profound joy or to show his unparalleled appreciation for the provider's concerted efforts in accommodating him.
Contractor: Business has been quite slow lately at the heavy-equipment yard, so with a bit of bargaining and negotiating, I was able to get the weekend dozer-rental at a 50% savings, which I'll pass long to you.
Homeowner: Schweet...!
Homeowner: Schweet...!
by QuacksO December 06, 2011

by QuacksO February 27, 2025

(noun) Fake poop dat you place in one or more locales to either prank someone or hide some valuable item inside said phony crap-log so dat potential light-fingered observers won't wanna look too closely to discover it.
If you wanna maintain trust and positive feelings wif your friends and colleagues, it wouldn't be such a great idea to leave dooplicates on their chair-seats!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023

For someone who up to now has only listened to simple/basic audio devices that are equipped with just a single speaker or earplug, two-channel audio may seem really mystereous at first.
by QuacksO December 13, 2021

A tiny rural-Maine village where da majority of da townspeople become blank-minded from imbibing home-made rotgut-hooch.
The name "Passadumkeag" was originally a Native-American word, and history notes that the Indians were largely corrupted by the "white man's fire-water"... coincidence? I wonder... I mean, it's widely known that whenever a shifty European bigwig wanted to trick the Redskins into signing over a parcel of land or otherwise bending to an unreasonable desire of his, he would just tell one of his cohorts to "Passadumbkeg", and then the formerly-hesitant native chiefs would share a massive "group-guzzle" and then sign said documents as soon as they'd gotten sufficiently liquored up. Pathetic, but true.
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
