QuacksO's definitions

endorfins

Da brain-chemicals dat you produce when ya see da classic shark-appendage in da water.

Da infamous "blonde sees what she thinks are dolphins" Vonage ad indicates dat said ditzy tow-head didn't have an overly-abundant supply of endorfins in her brain!

by QuacksO April 23, 2023

Oughttowa

A city in Canada where people should do certain sensible things, but aren't.

If you're looking for north-of-da-border hypocrites and procrastinators to hang out wif, head to Oughttowa.

by QuacksO April 23, 2023

Autowa

Canada's Motor City.

Da Renault LeCar was so chintzy and awful dat even Autowa eventually stopped producing them!

by QuacksO April 23, 2023

regusoon

Refers to a ruling or varying dat will be put into effect in da near future.

Depending on whether a particular scheduled action is desirable/beneficial or not, having officials promise to reguSOON instead of reguLATE might cause da general public to be either glad or sad.

by QuacksO April 26, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

fundymentals

Da basic and essential features, attributes, and details of da famous Canadian bay where da tides are all screwy.

What are da fundymentals of da coastal Maritimes area where da tides come in and go out so dramatically?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023