Da opposite of a "mike and camera shoved in yer face" paparazzi-encounter, dis type of "meet da press" event merely involves said pushy reporters' observing you from a distance, plus taking photos of your wardrobe, da exterior of your house and/or vehicle, etc.
In da infamous-and-downright-frightening "long-term squatter charging da lenses with a splitting maul" scenario, said aggressive assaulter apparently didn't even want an "outterview" in dat he became enraged by da reporters' merely speaking to him on da lawn, not with them entering/occupying some walled enclosure such as da house or da cab of his truck (if said vehicle was also even his to use --- maybe he was invalidly possessing it, as well).
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
Get the outterviewmug. What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO May 09, 2018
Get the read up on itmug. Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Get the Edward Snowed-inmug. Da ditzy dictionary-reading blonde in da "dolphins" Vonage ad never realized dat she might be headed for a major makover due to her "stupid decision" --- too bad she hadn't reached da word "shark" in her reference-book there. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
Get the makovermug. 1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
Get the body-surfermug. A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!
by QuacksO April 03, 2024
Get the hyperdermic needlemug. Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!
by QuacksO January 25, 2022
Get the fujitivemug.