QuacksO's definitions
A crappy-a** wolf/retriever-type canine-breeding result in which said "half-and-half" mongrel pooch comes out wif weird-looking spots on its coat.
In "101 Dalmatians", Cruella is tricked into letting the stolen puppies pass by her unhindered due to their having rolled in ashes to crudely-but-effectively conceal their distinctive black-polka-dotted white coats; guess we could say that they had therefore turned themselves into Shab/Leopard-mix dogs.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
Get the Shab/Leopard-mixmug. Describes da "subtle 'n' sneaky" ways dat Tom Sawyer's supposedly-goody-two-shoes half-brother actually possesses, but displays only when Aunt Polly's back is turned.
Tom's whiny younger brother may indeed act all "prim 'n' proper" when observing adults are present, but his insiddyous actions are a major aggravation to Tom.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the insiddyousmug. I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the Hell merriesmug. What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Get the post-coital melancholymug. Something other than everything.
Veruca Salt was a spoiled brat who was accustomed to always getting whatever she wanted, and so she totally spazzed out when Mr. Wonka actually dared to say no to her --- she really should have learned about allternatives at a much earlier age.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the allternativemug. Three-piece-suit bu**s**t in which one or more "legal eagle" entities "make a federal case" regarding one or more of their smaller feathered-creature cousins' noisily winging about in small areas.
Snoopy may occasionally be irritated by Woodstock's "silly bird" antics, but he realizes dat said loopy actions are merely typical canary behavior, and so he would never resort of flitigation about it.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the flitigationmug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug.