Definitions by QuacksO
guarantea
Da term "guarantea" can have two similarly-agonizing-to-da-second-generation meanings regarding non-negotiable leaves-in-boiling-water sippin' --- either Gramma will make her small-fry descendants gaggingly consume one or more cups of said bland watery brew ("I've always LOVED tea, as did my parents' families and all of their relatives before them"), or she'll chattingly and unhurriedly partake of it herself along with all of da other grownups who are present, and thus said group of oblivious adults will make said pint-sized offspring feel ignored and "invisible" for extended periods.
warrantee
Da assurance-of-quality claim dat comes wif those tiny curved-top wooden pegs dat you hit golf balls off from.
Da Schlazinger 1/7 balls dat Goldfinger infamously played during his "double-fixed" match wif James Bond may indeed have been 30-day-money-back-level quality, but no such warrantee existed on whether Goldfinger himself would always perform "top-quality" plays!
tempercent
A perceivedly-paltry payment/reward-share of da total yield/reserve dat creates seething-anger emotions in da recipient of said "small potatoes" allotment, knowing dat everyone else got a considerably-larger share of da remaining nine-tenths of da spoils.
If Acey promised Snakes only "ten pissent" in return for "getting the stuff", said shifty-eyed sneak might have resentfully viewed said minuscule-sector dole-out as being "tempercent", considering all of the effort and/or danger that he'd likely had to go through in order to obtain said valuable object/information, especially when it included his having to also guardedly interact with the dangerous Tommy-gun-wielding Johnny merely to collect his payment!
tempercent by QuacksO January 28, 2026
sinsarahty
Now da we are familiar with so many of da scandals and wrongdoings regarding da former Alaskan governor-dame, we all question her sinsarahty.
sinsarahty by QuacksO January 27, 2026
prezoomably
In da early days of da internet, prezoomably Instant Messenger's voice and text features sufficed for people's needs.
prezoomably by QuacksO January 26, 2026
lubrissity
Da degree of movement-easing slipperiness dat a circumcised dude has when servicing a chick's "oil-fitting" wif his "greasing nozzle".
Note to guys with without foreskins: for more comfortable and pleasurable intercourse, K-Y jelly might be advisable for supplementing lubrissity.
lubrissity by QuacksO January 25, 2026
ambassettor
What famous actors William H. or Angela E. might have been called if they'd moonlighted as an upper-mucky-muck representative for da you-ess-of-ay.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltraine's canine sidekick might have been more of an "ambassettor" to da Force if she'd had even one ounce of initiative; unfortunately, however, about da only thing dat said adorable "velvet-eared" hound-dog was actually good at was merely stretching out on da patrol-car's seat and taking a long nap!
ambassettor by QuacksO January 25, 2026