Definitions by QuacksO
twowishion
Collage expenses dat are so enormous dat you hafta ask for them as two of da three wishes dat you get for letting da genie outta da bottle.
Rather than requesting "twowishion" from da genie, why not just ask him to magically install said learning/knowledge into your brain himself so dat you can skip da expensive college education in da first place???
twowishion by QuacksO November 12, 2025
It's been true from the gecko.
Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.
Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.
It's been true from the gecko. by QuacksO November 12, 2025
gastronomical Geiger counter
Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
gastronomical Geiger counter by QuacksO November 11, 2025