Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.
Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.
John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!
by QuacksO January 13, 2023
The overall study of alcoholic beverages, and of how many servings of each type of drink it takes to make the average person "bibulous".
If Ethan Couch had been made to study a bibulography as part of his probation on his first alcohol-related offense, his subsequent ghastly manslaughter-tragedy might never have happened.
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Lots of dinosaurs looked kinda gross, but this one really took da prize!
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
More "Alphabetical Ickthyosaurus" examples:
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
by QuacksO May 01, 2025