QuacksO's definitions

Hebrew word-contraction

"Jew" as in, "Did you?"

Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

go ye forth and multiply

The only passage in The Good Book that hormone-steeped young studs find of any pleasure.

A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Yonksters

Humorous term for da "small fry" from da northern suburb of NYC.

With all the famous people and other impressive culture that their area is noted for, I wonder if the Yonksters have a more sophisticated mindset overall than those in some of the surrounding areas of the Empire State?

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

inside-of-glove fingers-curl

Refers to the chillier-weather hand-maneuver that you periodically perform when your digits get chilly inside your mittens; it involves withdrawing your half-frozen appendages from the glove's cold-moisture-soaked fingers and rolling them up into your palm to help warm them a bit more.

I had to handle wet items while running my errands around town during today's unseasonable snowstorm, so I was obliged to frequently perform the inside-of-glove fingers-curl so that my hands wouldn't go numb.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.

I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

precedent of the United States

Refers to an "acquired from the past" habit/routine/action/policy, usually of questionable morals/ethics. It originates from a practice that a former U.S. prez began many years ago, and so then one or more C-in-C's have partaken of same sinfulness on numerous occasions since then because they figger that it is something they can get away with and thus they should be able to do it themselves.

A few "classic" and disgraceful examples of a precedent of the United States would be Kennedy's philandering (and so Clinton and Dubya followed suit), Nixon's dirty politics (and so Reagan did likewise, as well), and Reagan's running rough-shod over everyone (just as The Donald is doing now).

by QuacksO April 11, 2019