An added sweetener to make someone think he's drinking lowfat milk when it's actually just regular whole milk.
Da term "skimulator" can also refer to someone who pretends to be embezzling company funds (i.e., "skimming da till") in order to pressure his superiors to tighten security measures dat he feels are currently too lax.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.
Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
A novice in the field of firearms who should not be entrusted to work unsupervised with live rounds until he's had more experience, practice, and training in their safe handling and discharging.
Red Green Show character Edgar K.B. Montrose is clearly an ammoteur when it comes to high explosives, and he's got the impaired hearing --- and a missing finger or two --- to prove it.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!
by QuacksO December 05, 2021
Jacob Marley's personal-guilt-ridden ghost wasn't exactly a "gentity" in dat he was rather irritable and harsh in his interactions wif Scrooge, but he was caringly trying to save his old business partner from suffering a similar fate, and so dat was being quite da "gentleman" --- for more so in a truly-meaningful way than if he had just been suave and courteous at all times.
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.
by QuacksO February 07, 2021