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Definitions by QuacksO

Da handsome "shilling a hole" winner's pot dat Goldfinger hoped to gain by playing his "fixed" golf-game wif James Bond.
Goldfinger may indeed "own da club" himself, but I invented da wooden ball-perches dat they used for da games, so he should pay me a royaltee for each putt.
royaltee by QuacksO November 15, 2025
What you hafta pay a brewed-herbs producer each time you serve up a steaming aromatic cup of their delightful beverage.
If you don't enjoy paying royalteas, just dump all of said product overboard into Boston harbor!
royaltea by QuacksO November 15, 2025

twowishion

Collage expenses dat are so enormous dat you hafta ask for them as two of da three wishes dat you get for letting da genie outta da bottle.
Rather than requesting "twowishion" from da genie, why not just ask him to magically install said learning/knowledge into your brain himself so dat you can skip da expensive college education in da first place???
twowishion by QuacksO November 12, 2025

It's been true from the gecko.

Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.
Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
An amateur-singing shindig featuring residents of da "opposite of later" state.
I'd much SOONER listen to boring opera-music than suffer through hearing awful-sounding citizens of da Saucepan Territory warbling out a tune --- if I was offered to attend said "Karaokie" session, I'd say, "see ya LATER"!
karaokie by QuacksO November 11, 2025
What you sing on if you can't "carry a tune".
In da famous "making da repeat-juvie listen to his mom sing 'America The Beautiful' over da court's portable P.A. system" joke, da only way dat said gratingly-vocaled lady could sound halfway decent was when broadcast over said sound-sweetening "carryoke" machine.
carryoke by QuacksO November 11, 2025