Air B&B

Travel-accommodations offered at the famous "castle in the air".
An Air B&B sounds like an excellent source of "R&R", but would the prices for said accommodations be "sky-high"???
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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b-espionage

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.
Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.
by QuacksO February 22, 2019
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servey

Da "How well did we do?" poll, questionnaire, etc. dat a place of business asks its customers to participate in wif regard to their level of satisfaction on da attentiveness/helpfulness of its staff.
School-cafeteria workers are notorious for being grumpy and resentful when dishing out food at lunchtime, and da students often think dat said comestibles are awful, and so perhaps one should think twice about requesting feedback from said less than-satisfied youngsters --- da results of said servey might not be very welcome!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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stagnation

Da lazy 'n' listless status of a fertile deer with a big rack of horns when he isn't "getting any".
Bambi was suffering major stagnation when he was all "rarin' to go" but had "no place to stick it"; when Faline found out about it, she pranced over to make a "doenation", thus "relieving the pressure" and making Bambi feel frisky and lively again.
by QuacksO December 06, 2021
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heckonomics

Da study of how much da use of profanity-euphemisms affects one's bottom line.
Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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psycallogy

Studying psycallogy in school can be helpful for pursuing a counselling career in self-confidence, public speaking, running a successful business, etc.
by QuacksO March 26, 2022
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