QuacksO's definitions

crime of the sentry

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.

Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

rainbow greeting

A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"

A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

Paulatician

A government mucky-muck who either is prejudiced against or shows favoritism towards folks named Paula.

Slick Willie was quite da Paulatician --- and da Monicatician, and da Juanitatician, and on and on and on... he didn't care WHAT da ladies' names were, as long as they had lips (both upstairs and down!), butts, and boobs!

by QuacksO April 30, 2021

saidative

A tranquilizing treatment dat involves soothing spoken words.

Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

analiceis

What Martin Gardner created wif da "Annotated" book.

Lewis Carrol subtly incorporated so many enigmatic little "Easter eggs" into his famous two books about his favorite adventurous little girl dat a great volume of analiceis was necessary to reveal and explain all of these clever secrets.

by QuacksO June 27, 2021

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 3, 2018