inpsalmnia

A condition of being kept awake at night by constant ruminating on biblical matters.
Da so-called "Good Book" was written ages ago by men with hypocritical lifestyles, prejudiced minds, and/or unreasonable agendas, and so much of its basic correctness --- not to mention its validity in modern times --- is dubious at best... hardly something to get inpsalmnia about!
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
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ceremoany

A celebratory gathering where either most of the people who are there are whiningly bored or otherwise don't wanna attend/stay, or where one or more of the "prominent" attendees publicly orgasm during said shindig.
Nobody was happy about having to attend sex-education class until it was announced that the students would be allowed to "practice" what they'd learned by performing oral sex on each other; it then turned into a real ceremoany.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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tongue-and-grove

Da unique shapes of da two body-parts dat are involved in a guy's orally pleasuring a gal between her legs.
An often-satisfactory way for a chick to non-monetarily reimburse a helpful dude for performing tongue-and-GROOVE labor --- i.e., carpentry work --- for her is to allow him tongue-and-GROVE privileges wif her afterwards.
by QuacksO March 14, 2024
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coroneries

Heart and arterial surgeries performed by a coroner.
Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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deBaytable

Refers to da lack of certainty or agreement regarding da advisability of ordering online from private sellers.
Bricks-and-mortar stores may indeed often charge more for their products than mail-order sellers, but da risks involved make buying your goods dat way a highly deBaytable practice.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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Standarday

Any "regular" day of da week other than SATurday, when you hafta STAND up and do stuff.
If SATurday is a day of da week when it's okay to rest yer butt on a seat, and Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, does dat mean dat you can have two days off from labors each week, and so it's only on da other five "STANDARDays" dat you actually hafta git up off yer duff and do any work???
by QuacksO February 10, 2022
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commady

Printed-matter humor dat derives its guffaws from amusing use/placement or punctuation marks.
In his "Fumblerules Of Grammar" book, William Safire uses commady in several entries, such as, ""Never overuse 'quotation "marks"'", and "Never overuse exclamation marks!!!"
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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