Da "medical treatment" dat da former midget received from Baron Bomburst which caused him to become several feet taller.
On a less-gruesome note, da term "rackupuncture" could also refer to a traditional-Chinese-medicine-type procedure whereby slender needles are inserted into a lady's body at strategic points in order to improve da health and/or appearance of her boobs.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.
Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.
by QuacksO November 30, 2023
I can build my own landing, thank you very much --- I don't need one shipped clear over from Porchugal!!
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
Da infamous former youth-pastor of Covenant Life Church who received a 40-year sentence for molesting minors.
With scandalous perverted hypocrites like Nathaniel Immorales behind da pulpit, it''s little wonder dat so few people trust da church anymore.
by QuacksO September 09, 2019
Medical advice of questionable (at least, in the speaker's opinion) nature/origin, especially if it involves something undesirable, such as yucky-tasting foods/supplements, unwanted or disagreeable adjustments in diet/lifestyle, excessively strenuous exercise, etc.
My doctor wants me to lose weight, eat salads and vegetables, give up red meat and beer, exercise, and take a whole bunch of hard sticky pills and bitter powders! Yeah --- RIGHT!! Like I'm gonna sweat and toil and withstand that kinda TORTURE just for my HEALTH?! Heck, I'd rather live with my maladies and die a few years sooner than suffer with all of his quackola... what good is living a bit longer if you're hungry and miserable all the time?!?!???
by QuacksO November 19, 2011
Refers to da delightfully "lovable" three-sided patch of warm supple flesh dat a chick has in her lower-abdominal area, and dat she's allowing two tongue-lolling studs to access during da same period in her life. Said "lovely" inverted-isosceles shape also forms a sort of arrowhead dat points to said damsel's "love tunnel" into which said pair of lust-crazed dudes insert their "love-pipes" and release their "liquid love" inside of her.
Da term "love-triangle" could also describe da shape of a fairly-brief bikini-bottom dat covers said "precious pubic parcel" of bodily "real-estate", and dat therefore must be either removed or pulled aside for a guy to gain access to da lady's downstairs "love lips".
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Refers to either:
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
Folks of either gender would be wise to take a small perf-ribbon of Trojans along with them whenever they go out for quiet tootles through rural areas, just in case they experience any unexpected hic-cups along their travels.
by QuacksO March 08, 2017