QuacksO's definitions

boysterous

Refers to da cheerfully-noisy status of typical male youngsters.

Girls are welcome to attend da local peewee basketball games, but they may find it a bit too boysterous for their more-sensitive personalities.

by QuacksO March 14, 2022

OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

by QuacksO October 9, 2023

Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018

alement

An illness caused by tossing down too many tall frothies at da pub.

If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

lips-spluttering dissent

A super-strongly-expressed declining/disagreeing gesture, involving tightly shutting one's eyes and shaking one's head back and forth so rapidly/forcefully that one's cheeks/lips waggle violently from side to side; this is often accompanied by exhaling/humming so as to produce a loud rhythmic burbling sound as the head is shaken. Most often used by younger children, though adults may occasionally display the gesture, especially in regards to a topic that they feel extra-emotionally-charged about.

School menu-advisor, interviewing a new kindergarten student to learn his food-preferences: So you like oatmeal with milk and raisins okay... that's good... well, then, how about buckwheat cereal?
Youngster, assuming a horrified facial-expression and almost turning green before scrunching up his face and vigorously shaking his head: Wvvbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl!
School menu-advisor, amusedly marking "no" on the list of cafeteria-selections: Okay --- MAJOR lips-spluttering dissent on THAT one!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

ALTERcation

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.

A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

Leggo my Eggos

What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018