QuacksO's definitions

fuselarge

What da leviathan Spruce Goose had.

Howard Hughes' HK-1 was so gigantic dat da wings and fuselarge had to each be moved into da museum separately.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

thrustworthy

What a horny stud claims to be when asking a chick to let him "do it bareback" with her.

No normal dude is 100% thrustworthy --- he may THINK dat he can control whether or not he ejaculates, but it is still an involuntary thing, and if he gets excited enough, all bets are off!

by QuacksO May 16, 2023

beesiness

Your reason for visiting da apiary.

If a bear comes sniffin' around da hives, anyone knows dat he's looking for honey, and so there's no need for him to state his beesiness!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

elevator music

"Ear-candy" spoken by a gal that makes a guy get an "elevation" between his legs.

She: Hey, whoa --- what's with the huge hard-on? All I said was that it's too hot today for me to put on underwear!
He: Heck, Gorgeous --- that's elevator music enough to my ears!

by QuacksO August 27, 2013

Osiris McCormick

Da ancient Egyptian god who invented da first mechanical farming-machinery.

Da concept and process of growing/harvesting food-crops was very important to da ancient Egyptians, so it's no wonder dat dey revered and worshiped da god Osiris McCormick above all da others, since he provided easier means of agriculture through mechanization.

by QuacksO October 8, 2019

Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019