eeezh

Refers to da verbal "sound" of da "wide-grin" emoticon dat you create by typing ":D". Most often used when conversing on Instant Messenger, and is intended to either express amusement at your chat-buddy's last remark, or to indicate to him dat you are "just kidding" when playfully sending him a sarcastic/snarky message.

Sending someone an "eeezh" emoticon can also notify him that you have finished the fairly-lengthy joke which you were telling him in several "helpings" (i.e., separate IM messages) so that he would not have to just twiddle his thumbs for an extended period while you were feverishly typing out the entire joke into a single message.
An example of an "eeezh" emoticon to indicate that your last message was the joke's punch-line would be when ya finish telling the classic "middle-aged guy and the genie" joke:
You: But da genie says dat building a bridge to Hawaii would be too gigantic/difficult a wish for him to grant, so after carefully thinking it over again, da guy finally says to da genie, "I wish you could help me understand women." Da genie winces and then quickly asks, "So --- do ya want dat bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?"
You: ("eeezh" emoticon)
Your chat-pal: ROFL!!!

by QuacksO March 14, 2019

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 05, 2025

chewse

To make the conscious decision to consume something by mouth.

Tobacco companies claim that people merely chewse to consume tobacco, but I find that reasoning flawed and selfish.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 09, 2023

sinexpensively

Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.

Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".

by QuacksO December 15, 2021

equinine

A medicine for curing horses of malaria.

If you're planning on trail-trotting through areas with significant mosquito-population, you'll wanna take a good supply of equinine along.

by QuacksO July 11, 2023

Sibeeria

Da often-chilly northern-Russian area where Bubba J would love to live, since they produce all da malted beverages he could possibly imbibe.

Bubba J can so totally KEEP "Sibeeria" --- I detest alcohol, and I sure-as-shootin' wouldn't wanna live in a land where da weather is below freezing much of da time. Like many of its residents, I would wheeze unhappily about having to live there --- no "Sighberia" for me, thank you very much! :P

by QuacksO July 30, 2021