Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.
I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.
by QuacksO May 26, 2019
Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
Races of canoes or rowboats are notorious for scullduggery; one of the most common subterfuges is to conceal an outboard motor on the boat to make it go faster. Be sure to bring along a noisy boombox to help cover the tell-tale "putt-putt" sounds, though, unless you use a souped-up electric trolling-motor that runs virtually silent.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.
by QuacksO March 21, 2019
Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.
Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
If you're gonna use perswaysion on someone, you should be prepared to "follow through on da implied offer" if he agrees to your request.
by QuacksO October 22, 2024
Refers to any street dat you will wanna avoid walking along so as not to run afoul of neighborhood toughs.
It's always safer to take one or more companions with you when you travel on foot, especially if you hafta go on any bullyvards.
by QuacksO March 30, 2022