sirvivor

Male humans who escaped with their lives, sanities, etc.
In da Laurel & Hardy film, "Oliver The Eighth", it is stated dat da "black widow" had offed da previous seven dudes named Oliver who had courted her; Ollie is therefore extremely fortunate to have been a sirvivor of her identically-murderous plans for him, as well.
by QuacksO November 04, 2024
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leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.
I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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pyreacy

Da act of "stealing someone's fire" in a conversation or ceremony.
In da ancient Greek myth, Prometheus literally committed pyreacy when he undermined da gods' efforts to keep da "red flower" from mortal man.
by QuacksO May 01, 2022
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birden

How da 1980's-era secretary of da interior James Watt viewed any discussion or action regarding avian-species conservation/preservation, according to a famous Doonesbury cartoon.
In da September 05, 1981 Doonesbury strip, da devil-may-care-attituded Interior Secretary Watt grumbles to his secretary dat he can't be birdened by irate phone calls from a bird-watcher whom he dismissively views as merely an "extremist" --- "Why should I care if my policies kill off a few rare species of birds?! We'll still have millions of pigeons to take up the slack! BIRDS ARE BIRDS --- that's what I mean by extremism!"
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
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esraven account

A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.
One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
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grammaphone

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".
Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P
Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!
by QuacksO September 20, 2017
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