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The measurements of a "hot-chick" contestant who didn't quite win a "pin-up model" prize, but was still a very close "runner up".
A few somewhat-older ladies have retained such trim figures and stunning looks that they might actually be able to win "honorable dimension" status in a beauty-contest with many younger chicks.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the honorable dimensionmug. "Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".
While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the period furnituremug. Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
Get the foot-poundsmug. Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
Get the heavy slumbermug. What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
Get the plastique surgerymug. How one feels regarding da safety of a monkey, opossum, chameleon, or other animal dat can curl its trail around a branch to hang upside down high above da ground.
No need to feel apprehensile about animals dat wrap their tails around things to suspend themselves --- they have good muscles and totally know what they're doing, so incidents of their accidentally falling are almost nonexistent.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the apprehensilemug. Tronald Dump surely spewed a varioty of inciteful mumbo-jumbo during his infamous "Republican fight" speech early January!
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
Get the variotymug.