Definitions by QuacksO

infirmation 

Various facts and details dat da state and/or local government needs to obtain from a less-than-capable person to determine what benefits and assistance he qualifies for.

I make sure to always have any and all relevant infirmation handy whenever I re-apply for SSI and Food Stamps.

infirmation by QuacksO January 27, 2023

monasterry

A monks' retreat where they wear robes made from fluffy extra-absorbent material.

Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.

monasterry by QuacksO January 27, 2023

ginghasm 

Getting off to either a certain fabric pattern, or to seeing a cute chick wearing a dress of said "country tablecloth" design.

Horny stud: I always have a major ginghasm within seconds of seeing any pretty farmer's daughter wearing dat simple-but-elegant basket-weave pattern, and so in order to not "waste my load" and make a huge mess in my shorts, I hastily ask said colorfully-clad cutie to lift up her nice cross-striped skirt and spread her legs for me so dat I can "deposit my eruption in da right place".

ginghasm by QuacksO January 27, 2023

SCROTUS 

Da "organ of origin" of Monica Blewinsky's infamous dress-stain --- i.e., Slick Willie's man-milk sack dat produced da messy white stuff dat Miss Luscious-Smoochy-Lips sucked out of him.

Da POTUS SCROTUS scandal was so complicated and sensational dat it took a ruling by da SCOTUS to finally quiet things down.

SCROTUS by QuacksO January 27, 2023

lattetude 

A horizontal band of da Earth where they produce and/or consume way too much frothy coffee.

If they drink excessive caffeine-rich libation in Missizippy, is that state located in a lattetude???

lattetude by QuacksO January 27, 2023

prewreckuisite 

A condition dat has to exist already if you want to strip an item for parts.

Buying two old-but-still-basically-intact junker-clunkers and then combining them into one drivable vehicle means dat there is no prewreckuisite --- both jalopies belong to you now, and so you can "chop 'n' swap" to your heart's content.

prewreckuisite by QuacksO January 26, 2023

footrub-fix 

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

footrub-fix by QuacksO January 26, 2023