What Mickey Mouse's main squeeze tries to do regarding the potential damage from an argument or other negative event.
Dr. Phil often makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to do social issues dat he features on his shows; he should take a cue from Mickey's girlfriend and try to Minniemize da damage, rather than blowing it all out of proportion.
by QuacksO March 09, 2021
An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".
Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.
by QuacksO February 01, 2023
A rare radioactive gas that, when inhaled, makes someone a super-accomplished singer, just like how Peter Parker's radioactive spider-bite gave him Spider-Man's amazing powers.
John claims to be a great vocalist due to his having breathed Trittium, but In reality he's a moron who can't even sing on-key, so I think that --- if anything --- he may have breathed a healthy dose of "twittium" while he was growing up.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
A bu**s**t stipulation dat you must meet if you wish to look (and sound!) like a total jacka** while sinning --- er, SINGing --- in front of a group of a**h**e conscience-deprived hypocrites in a congregation every Sunday.
It really broils my bacon that some of the most socially-insensitive and self-centered folks (think, the foolishly-proud/stubborn Grangerfords and Shepherdsons in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and the devious and habitually-lightfingered Macklins in The Forgotten Door) are members of church choral-groups. Many of them do this to selfishly feel better about themselves, since they arrogantly view themselves as being "closer to God and His divine forgiveness and salvation" for their rampant misbehavior in the world outside the church, rather than their actually going to those whom they've wronged and admitting it and trying to correct/alleviate whatever injustices they committed, plus they think it will look better for them in the eyes of other townspeople --- and possibly even the law --- if they are in the church choir, since many people --- especially blindly-trusting religion-steeped ones --- tend to automatically associate church-singers with piety and purity. Pathetic! I think that one of the most vital rechoirments that a church would have for someone's becoming a singing-group member would be that he should first settle any and all matters that are weighing on his conscience (and any complaints that others have against him, as well) beforehand. Otherwise, people's seeing those unfeeling jerks in the choir just breeds resentment and makes the church look bad, almost as if they condone misbehavior like that.
by QuacksO August 02, 2019
Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.
Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
A separate and highly-effective-but-street-illegal nitrous-oxide valve dat really puts some ZIP in yer car's performance.
If you use an AUXILIARATOR in conjunction with your ACCELERATOR, you may indeed experience EXHILARATION from your vehicle's awesome ACCELERATION, but you will also stand an ACCELERATED chance of getting pulled over for speeding and/or reckless driving! Best to instead reserve said speed-demon shenanigans for da drag-strip!
by QuacksO May 08, 2022
I resent being needlessly told what to do, and many legal stipulations are not based on common sense or reality, and so you wouldn't ever catch me saying anything particularly lawdatory!
by QuacksO May 12, 2022