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ohmage

"I love da bright cheerful colors on resistor-value stripes." Dat's my ohmage.
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
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autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.
Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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despairity

A situation of unequal melancholy.
One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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ludicrative

Combination of "ludicrous" and "lucrative", it denotes something that is totally ridiculous but actually produces a tidy sum in the end.
Two examples of ludicrative actions were people's buying dollar-coins with a credit card and then using the coins to pay off the card to earn card-perks, and the infamous "obsessive coupon-cutter" dude who bought many thousands of foil-sealed cups of chocolate pudding to earn astronomically-voluminous frequent-flyer miles.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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manipulater

A negatively-influential person who needlessly delays performing/allowing actions dat others ask him about.
Many famous --- or INfamous, perhaps --- people were master manipulaters, unfeelingly compelling their followers/subjects to wait absurd lengths of time for them to make important decisions, perform tasks/improvements, complete literary/art/musical compositions, etc.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
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debachle

A major screw-up regarding either everyone's favorite rebellious 18th-century classical-music composer or da smokin'-hot actress who played Daisy Duke.
Da Hollywood-famous "Catherine B" once had a major wardrobe-malfunction on set, and so if said "whoopsie in da modesty department" event had happened in front of da great "Johann B", even he --- while indeed being infamous for boldly "breaking new ground" as far as musical styles went, was still very conservative and proper in his general "beliefs 'n' behavior" --- might have been so shocked and nonplussed dat it would have interfered with his being able to correctly compose/perform his music at da time, and thus said situation might have resulted in a major "double debachle".
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.
If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
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