irrespawnsible

Not showing good judgement regarding matters pertaining to chess, hawking personal possessions, or being a wimpy associate.
It would definitely be very irrespawnsible to dutifully allow someone to get you to entrust your valuable chess game to a cash-for-items broker in order to obtain a loan for said advantage-taker.
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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bottomless pitt

Refers to da unlimited spending-possibilities dat exist for procuring "Handsome Brad" merchandise, such as movies-on-disc, t-shirts and other clothing, publications, portrait-branded foods and other consumer-products, etc.
Several excited movie-star fans have tried to convince me to invest in celebrity-themed collectables, but I've always told them that it's just a bottomless pitt.
by QuacksO June 08, 2021
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guilft

Portmanteau of "guilt" and gift", this uncomplimentary term refers to the sneaky underhanded practice of doing/providing something of considerable value/importance to someone without ever having been asked to do so, and then afterwards trying to pressure the recipient of your "generosity" into doing/providing something that you want (sexual favors, monetary assistance, the use/loan of a vehicle or other costly item, recommendation for a job-promotion or other "string-pulling" on his behalf, etc.) --- "Well I did ___ for you, so surely you should be willing to grant me my wee itty-bitty little request at this point."
Guidance counselor to a weak-willed client: Don't let conniving moochers guilft-trip you into burdening yourself for them --- if you didn't ask for any of the stuff that they supplied/did for you, then you are **not* obligated to "return the favor"!
by QuacksO September 26, 2017
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a sound for sore ears

What you happily describe someone's voice as when you've been trying to reach him on the phone for a while; it's the "auditory equivalent" of what you say when you finally meet up with someone whom you've either been worried about, been waiting anxiously for, or haven't seen for a good while.
After many tries, I was finally able to speak to my buddy on da horn after his having been repeatedly in and out of da house over da past week to run some urgent/unexpected errands; his cheery and slightly-apologetic voice sure was a sound for sore ears!
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
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family-friendly fun

Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!
Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.
The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Persiacution

What da residents of Iran accuse various warmongering countries of committing against them.
If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
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