Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 07, 2018
Some well-endowed ladies' baby-feeders mirackulously retain their shapeliness well into their grandma years.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
A dice game played by super-wealthy individuals whereby the winner gets to take possession of the loser's luxury cabin-cruiser.
A variation of yachtzee is a "lower stakes" game that does not offer actual transfer of ownership of an expensive pleasure-craft; it can simply grant the winner borrowing/piloting privileges of the nice boat for a day or other specified period of time. Nor does the game always involve water-based conveyances; it can also be played for the ownership/use/driving-privileges of a limo/luxury-sedan, fancy pickup truck, or other highly-desirable road-vehicle.
by QuacksO December 18, 2017
Da conscious "putting to rest" of your emotional attachment to a nudist camp, enabling you to then "move on with your life" in the normal "fastened together and buttoned-up" garments-wearing world.
My skin-worshiping roommate at da Corpus Christie resort has such a fetish for my bare protoplasm dat he clipped all da buttons off my clothing so dat said garments would "hang open" when I wore them, and so I had to sew 'em all back on again before I could truly get "clothesure" afterwards.
by QuacksO February 07, 2020
A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
(noun) Labor dat someone else performed for you, but which you were tasked with/responsible for completing yourself.
Before Marty McFly intervened on George's behalf, Biff Tannen got said hapless coward to produce doplicates of Biff's homework, business reports, etc.
by QuacksO October 27, 2023