QuacksO's definitions
Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
Get the shimulatormug. Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the "seen yer" momentmug. Da famous Wally had such a lengthy career that I imagine it would take too long to read the entire chronkiteicles in just a few "sittings; I'll hafta plan a couple hours of sit-down time per day for maybe a week or more in order to properly "absorb" it all.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
Get the chronkiteiclesmug. Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the bookmobile vs. boobmobilemug. A disgracefully shoddy and/or differing-from-the-book play or movie made from one of Lyman Frank's Oz books.
I fail to understand why MGM's abaumination of "The Wizard Or Oz" was so popular, since the movie is so far removed from the book's charming plot, and is so full of negativity, dark scary themes, and violence.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the abauminationmug. Da early-to-mid-20th-century mass-incensement of Germans caused by da head "goose-stepping moron" and his screamingly-raving propaganda-speeches.
Walter Donovan may indeed have suffered a "seething wrath of Hell and brimstone" end by his drinking from da false Grail, but he'd likely have met with even greater fürhor back in Berlin if he'd returned empty-handed (which of course he would have had to in any case, even if Indy and his father had NOT been in da picture to oppose him, since it was forbidden to transport da Grail past da Great Seal, anyway, and so said golden chalice could not have been removed from da Temple by Donovan even if he HAD gotten his greedy hands on it in da end) and been forced to convey said disgracefully-unwelcome news to da arrogant brush-mustachioed hothead of a leader there.
by QuacksO April 15, 2022
Get the fürhormug. I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the answerving your cell phonemug.