Definitions by QuacksO

holidaze

Da "morning-after blues" dat ya feel when ya wake up some hours subsequent to your whooping it up during "carefree highway" --- i.e., a period dat you get off from work. Consult musician Gordon Lightfoot for further details (thanks, Gordon).

What good is "coming home for da holidaze" if you are passed out and snore through most of it due to your having over-indulged on da Coors and Budweisers during da first part of it???

holidaze by QuacksO February 15, 2023

dicklined 

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

dicklined by QuacksO February 15, 2023

predicktable

Consistent in being a total d**k to everyone 24/7.

Tronald Dump was very predicktable even before he became prez; it's no wonder we could only stand him for one term.

predicktable by QuacksO February 15, 2023

unpredicktable

Not consistent regarding whether someone will be a royal d**k or not.

Da term "unpredicktable" could also refer to never knowing whether or not you can "get it up" whenever a "willing" chick happens along.

unpredicktable by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Maine state-capital excuse 

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

Maine state-capital excuse by QuacksO February 15, 2023

monotonastery 

A word dat describes what a monks' residence is really like.

What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!

monotonastery by QuacksO February 15, 2023

complete deparcher from the truth 

Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.

There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.

complete deparcher from the truth by QuacksO February 14, 2023