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ruminder

"Note to self" regarding any subject pertaining to strong liquor.
A picture of a cop-car taped to da center of yer steering-wheel can be a good ruminder not to drink and drive.
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
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Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.
I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 7, 2011
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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brain-power

A helpful force exerted against one's shoulder-blades by a caring and stronger friend when trudging up steep hills or proceeding toward/going through with socially-intimidating meetings/interviews; it consists of leaning over forward and pushing the infirm/weary person along with one's head.
Cool dude #1: I don’t feel brave enough to go over and ask Tiffany for a date --- I’m such a stuttering dork around pretty girls!
Cool dude #2: Come on, Buddy; I’ll be behind you all the way --- here’s some brain-power to see you through.
by QuacksO November 14, 2011
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Leviteworth

Da prison where they send uncaring folks who refuse to help sick or injured people, as opposed to a kind-hearted Good Samaritan.
Maybe dat first guy who unfeelingly passed by da dude lying in da road did indeed get sent to Leviteworth for his cold-heartedness , but we hafta remember dat da priest callously ignored da man's plight, as well ... what would they call da place dat HE was sent to atone for his sinful indifference --- "Fatherworthless"?
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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fanomenon

An extra-impressive performance of either a motorized air-blower or a dedicated audience-member.
I smilingly asked the local church pianist to autograph the cassette-cards of some recordings I'd made of his lovely keyboard-performances; he'd had no idea that his humble playing would be such a fanomenon.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
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