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Definitions by QuacksO

tentittive 

Da slow hesitant manner in which you first try feeling up a buxom gal.
I first nuzzled Tiffany's ample chest wif my face so dat she would become accustomed to my gently making physical contact wif her "pillowz", then made a tentittive cleavage-and-nipples-exploration wif my fingers. She never objected, even when I performed a "girl on furlough" action, and so I then undressed her completely and spent da next hour happily stroking and kneading her warm softness all over.
tentittive by QuacksO March 14, 2023

recivetism

Refers to da frequency of "putting da cat back in da cage" happenings --- i.e., where a supposedly-domesticated feline is returned by its new owners to da animal-shelter due to its LACK of said "domestication" --- in a particular geographical area.
How a pound feeds and otherwise treats its "meow and purr" residents often has a great impact on recivetism --- da more-nutritionally-healthy and well-cared-for an animal is, da better da chance is dat it will be a calm-mannered pet for someone.
recivetism by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Shagri La Ranch 

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.
If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.
Shagri La Ranch by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Ancestors of a long-time multi-generation nudist camp.
Shangri La Ranch spokesperson: Our forebares were so staunchly opposed to killing four-legged mammals just for being able to wear their furs dat we shed said animal-hides in favor of "perpetual birthday-suit" living.
forebares by QuacksO March 14, 2023

imparverished 

Of severely-limited means due to excessive adherence to Hebrew practices.
Tevye and his fellow "Yiddishmen" were so "imparverished" largely due to their obsessively following da foolish and woefully-outdated "Old Testament" ways ("Tradition!") of their equally-closed-minded-and-clueless forebears.
imparverished by QuacksO March 14, 2023

broad-minded 

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.
Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
broad-minded by QuacksO March 14, 2023

hosstile takeover 

An invasion of valuable real estate by half-ton four-legged animals dat neigh and whinny.
Little Joe Cartright's lumbering big brother led a herd of saddle-nags onto a NEIGHboring parcel of grassland owned by da sheep-ranch next door, and let said large maned critters graze and poop all over it --- talk about a HOSStile takeover!
hosstile takeover by QuacksO March 13, 2023