QuacksO's definitions

adjasont home

A dwelling dat is next door to someone named Jason.

Buying an adjasont home might indeed be a good idea if said "Mr. J" is a nice guy, but thinking dat you'll find a pot of gold there is merely "jason rainbows".

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

prose and Khans

Written words detailing a main nemesis in da Star Trek canon.

After researching da prose and Khans, I decided to purchase da "Original Series" VHS-tape set, since I loved how da image-strips on da spine-labels of said collection collectively form a complete image of da USS Enterprise when stowed in chronological order in their cardboard box-sleeve.

by QuacksO June 7, 2023

great daneger

What you might find yourself in if you mess wif a member of da world's largest dog-breed.

Scooby Doo was a very friendly easy-going pooch, but his large size and keen detective capabilities were still a great daneger to da livelihoods of criminals.

by QuacksO June 7, 2023

Cocoa-Cola

Hot chocolate spiked wif "Da Real Deal".

Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

ministerone

Veggie-and-pasta soup dat preachers partake of during their lunch hour.

Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

gauzeling

Da toddler-offspring of a nurse whose primary task is bandaging people up.

Many children love "playing doctor", anyway, and so having a gauzeling or two in da day-care center could come in handy for said aspiring surgeons, since these medical-personnel-parented youngsters might have some actual experience from having watched Mom or Dad applying salves and wrappings to their patients, and could therefore guide their fellow little ones while they practice basic boo-boo-dressing procedures on each other.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023