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A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 2, 2025
Get the center console mug.A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the lipsosuction mug.How you feel regarding a proposed/planned/present/past action which doesn't entirely sit well with your built-in sense of right and wrong.
Even though an amicably-agreed-upon procedure would have both made my role in da endeavor a bit easier and allowed me a small monetary profit, I still felt consciencey about it because in my mind it seemed slightly unfair and advantage-taking of da other folks involved in said agreement, and so eventually I scurried back and re-negotiated da plan's details with these people, and we hashed out an improved course of action which more-evenly distributed da associated hardships and rewards.
by QuacksO February 2, 2024
Get the consciencey mug.Ambiguous term for a different locale dat you ask one or more people to move to if they're gonna be conversing in "salty" language.
I always carefully monitor my word-choices to "keep it G-rated" when conversing with others, so I won't have to move elseswear if any children show up.
by QuacksO December 18, 2025
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According to a song by "Da Yoopers" band, da beer tastes better in Milwaukee, presumably 'cuz dat's where it was originally brewed, and so you are served it "fresh out of da vat". I wonder, then, if folks who get rowdy due to guzzling down "tall frothies" get sent to "Leavenedworth".
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
Get the Leavenedworth mug.Just because someone has "seenyoreity" over you doesn't necessarily mean dat he's a wiser or more-learned individual than you are --- many people have just cluelessly "drifted through da decades" without actually picking up or "absorbing" much of what they've been exposed to along da way.
by QuacksO April 8, 2025
Get the seenyoreity mug.I always love shiny tin objects, so my employment as a metal-finisher is such a blast --- I actually get paid to go galvalanting around doing what I most enjoy.
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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