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arthwriteis

What grade-school students claim they'll get if they're compelled to scribble out lengthy essays.
Now dat laptop computers are more commonplace in schools, there is less of a risk of arthwriteis.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
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conformation

Refers to either:
(1) Reassuring proof dat someone is "going along to get along", or
(2) A truthfulness-indicating buildup of material dat shows observers dat what you told them was legit.
I claimed dat visitors kept forgetting to wipe their feet before coming into my house, and da big lumps of accumulated mud on da doorstep and carpet were conformation a-plenty to back up my assertions!
by QuacksO April 6, 2023
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illiciteracy

A lack of knowledge/education regarding unacceptable behavior.
Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Reese-eipt

Da crinkly-paper "paid --- thank you" strip dat you'd be wise to hold onto for at least a day or two after your purchase, just in case you need to prove dat you weren't da one who swiped an orange-wrappered candy bar from da local convenience-store.
I've never actually been accused of shoplifting --- even just a candy bar --- but I still save my Reese-eipt for a few days after da sale --- better safe than sorry, ya know??
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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thunderstandable

Used to describe an action or idea which is within the realm of reason, given the deafeningly-noisy storm that was raging at the time.
Motorist: I would have stopped for you earlier, Pal, but I never heard you till just now --- this storm drowned out your horn till you got closer behind me.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.
by QuacksO October 12, 2018
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inhareted

Da type of sassiness, cleverness, and imperviousness to thorn-bushes dat Brer Rabbit possessed.
Having a prolific breeding-rate --- and an exceptional willingness of both genders to "do it" all da time --- is an inhareted tendency dat many coochie-craving dudes (and a number of less-attractive biddies, also) wish humans possessed.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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pryvacy

What a vandal/burglar wants when wrenching something open with a crowbar, so dat others will not observe what he's doing.
It's important to trim shrubbery and have motion-activated lights to give home-wrecking crooks as little pryvacy as possible.
by QuacksO February 14, 2022
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