What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.
Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021
Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.
by QuacksO May 18, 2021
I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
by QuacksO August 03, 2025
One should always consult a doctor before administering a tranquillizer, since different people/animals may need different substances in said injection to safely and effectively numb da pain during da extractions.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022