The act of taking an unreasonably-high number of "turn to the side, please" mug-shots of Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, etc., due to one's prejudice against said minorities.
While racial profiling is indeed wrong and humiliating, taking excessive numbers of head-on photos of non-Caucasians is disgraceful and demeaning, also.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 07, 2025
Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
A lengthy poetic tome detailing the media firestorm surrounding the infamous Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, and the aftermath of political "red-hot coals" that is still smoldering to this day.
Since Debutante's Inferno became "required reading" in high-school English class, teenagers all across the country are starting to behave just like "Willie and his willy" --- in their eyes, if even a full-blown (pun not intended!) president of the United States can get away scot-free with sordid behavior like this, why shouldn't they be allowed to indulge their own raging-hormone-drenched cravings, too?
by QuacksO February 16, 2017
Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.
Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO January 16, 2020
Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022