QuacksO's definitions

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

gallantree

Bravery and heroism in a large/tall-plant-related matter.

International Paper bombastically claims to work hard to protect da environment and practice sustainable-forestry practices, but given their abysmal track record over da past 100 years, they're gonna hafta start showing a lot more gallantree if they expect to convince me dat "they care".

by QuacksO February 23, 2023

permissionary

Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.

Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

limazine

A fancy-pants publication dat Da Quality reads.

Perusing a limazine totally marks you as "high-toned high-society" just in and of itself, but if you're really "filthy rich", you could even have a "chauffeured limazine" --- i.e., hire a suave specially-trained reader to verbally speak da printed words of said weekly/monthly newsletter to you.

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

alumination

Lighting facilitated with shiny lightweight metal.

I fashioned a ceiling-lamp reflector from the flattened-out side-walls of beverage-cans, and got excellent alumination from it.

by QuacksO January 14, 2025

ten pissent

The amount Acey said you owed me.

I'll give you ten, all right --- not ten pissent, but to the **count of ten** to get your ugly, yelluh, no-good keister off my property!

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

kidnapster

Someone who abducts children by enticing them with music.

Professional toddler-stealers in the early 20th century like Georgia Tann and Bessie Bernard were notorious for luring children with things like candy and offers of car-rides; one wonders if they could have done even more harm if high-quality audio-systems had been invented by the time, and thus appealiong-sounding tunes could also have been used to attract children, these shameless human traffickers therefore could have become kidnapsters, as well.

by QuacksO June 16, 2021