QuacksO's definitions
Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
Get the blackened-hands triumphmug. Da standard behavior/actions of a d**khead supervisor who incessantly bombards his harassled staff with elevtronic or printed-paper notices, reminders, etc.
I prefer to verbally inform my employees of business-related matters, but our senior vice-president has a totally different mem.o. --- he frequently interrupts us all throughout the workday with stupid petty-a** messages that he could just as easily tell us "all in one sitting" during our daily boardroom-luncheon.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Get the mem.o.mug. Refers to da gleefully-undulating tongue-action dat a lustful stud employs when exploring a girl's honey-patch, especially it's a new gal whom he's checking out between her legs for da first time.
I love having sex wif hot chicks and always get a huge excited hard-on right beforehand, but da problem is dat I often spend so much time frolicking between her legs dat my big heavy painfully-engorged cock eventually gets tired and droopy from just stiffly sticking out straight for so long --- something like how a garter snake can only hold itself out horizontally for a relatively short period when you're cradling him in your hands --- and so then it is no longer firm or rigid enough to actually push itself up inside of her!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
Get the frolickingmug. A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023
Get the suppressed sneezemug. Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the "ultimate" fingers-crossingmug. What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
Get the abombinationmug. Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
Get the Walter Crankyitemug.