Definitions by QuacksO

valenteer

Or "valentineer", but it's more awkward to blab dat many syllables. A "step up" from a "therapy human" --- i.e., someone who provides more than just fellowship and assistance to a person in need, in that he actually affectionately associates with a lonely dude/chick to help him feel better about himself/herself.

I always appreciate it when pretty girls give me smilez and hugz, and let me hold their soft warm slender handz and rub their cute shapely feet; their kind-hearted valenteering always helps me more than I can ever gratefully express to them!

valenteer by QuacksO January 9, 2026

koozie-scusi

What you often hear when several polite Italian chums are having cold ones while seated together around a very small table, and so they frequently "beg pardon" when one of their foam-wrapped drink-containers bumps/brushes against another.

Just for fun, I counted da "koozie-scusies" voiced during one single meeting of a golfing-quartet at da bar; there were at least 37 of said utterances over da course of said hour-long fellowshipping-session.

koozie-scusi by QuacksO January 8, 2026

purrfessional

Well-trained regarding "all things cats", or a similarly-skilled feline itself.

Garfield is a purrfessional at getting da wishy-washy Jon Arbuckle to both do his bidding and forgive all his selfish shenanigans --- "Like putty in my paws."

purrfessional by QuacksO January 7, 2026

auntacid

Refers to da anti-ulcer medication dat you take because either your parent's sister is aggravating you, or if you yourself are said female relative, said digestion-calming pills are needed for soothing your OWN stomach due to your sibling's little ones' being annoying and/or clingy in THEIR hyper-nerved interactions wif YOU! :P

Though neither of them meant to, both Tom Sawyer and Aunt Polly often got on each other's nerves so much dat perhaps they BOTH should have been on "auntacids".

auntacid by QuacksO January 7, 2026

antassid

Something you take to prevent ulcers due to your having to deal wif one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-you-know-what.

If a guy is pushy about wanting you to "give him some a**", taking antassid pills might help you feel less gastronomically stressed by said frequent propositioning; getting him to pop a few of said pills himself might make him less horny to begin with, though.

antassid by QuacksO January 7, 2026

purrspective

How yer furry feline friend views things.

From Garfield's purrspective, lasagna, chicken, and ferns are da greatest foods on Earth.

purrspective by QuacksO January 7, 2026

contannuity

Da unbroken dispensing of funds from a family trust or insurance policy.

Word of wisdom for heirs of an estate: Practicing frugality and otherwise showing financial responsibility now can help maintain contannuity in da future.

contannuity by QuacksO January 7, 2026