Definitions by QuacksO
restaraunt
Can refer to either:
(1) An indulgent sister of yer mom/dad who frequently take you and yer siblings/cousins out to da diner, or
(2) An eating-establishment where groups of said doting-on-their-nieces/nephews females congregate for a "hen-party" of laughter and da sharing of family stories/photos.
(1) An indulgent sister of yer mom/dad who frequently take you and yer siblings/cousins out to da diner, or
(2) An eating-establishment where groups of said doting-on-their-nieces/nephews females congregate for a "hen-party" of laughter and da sharing of family stories/photos.
Being a "restaraunt" to yer siblings' offsrping is all well and good, but how do we know if sometimes da funds for said "fun 'n' games" outings might actually be coming from da well-off SPOUSE of said financially-liberal matriarch?! Let's not forget dat a "restauruncle" might actually be da "founder of da feast" in some cases!
restaraunt by QuacksO April 29, 2026
Purrdue Farms
Allowing everyone's favorite ham-and-chicken-loving tubby tabby to oversee "Purrdue Farms" would be da "feline equivalent" of da "fox guarding da henhouse".
Purrdue Farms by QuacksO April 29, 2026
brouheehee
In da classic children's poem, "How Mrs. Santa Claus Saved Christmas", da children of da Earth created quite da "brouheehee" when they discovered dat dey had all received each other's gifts; Santa himself had a major "brouhoho" of his own, however, upon learning dat said pint-sized holiday-revelers actually were PLEASED wif said mix-up, in dat dey had each received da gifts dat dey had been secretly wanting, but had been too bashful or embarrassed to admit said preferences before.
brouheehee by QuacksO April 29, 2026
hissterectomy
Lustful guys' love-pipes don't generally make any noise, but they surely get "stiff 'n' vertical" very readily, so a gal's getting a "hisstERECTomy" would be effective against "surprises" in either case.
hissterectomy by QuacksO April 29, 2026
apple-coors
(1) What are left over after making apple beer.
(2) "Silver bullet" brew dat you make from said leftovers.
(2) "Silver bullet" brew dat you make from said leftovers.
Moussy and homemade apple beer are indeed "drinks you choose when you choose not to drink" --- i.e., they have a foamy texture and malty flavor, but do not contain alcohol --- but if you truly want to maintain said "teetotaler" status during said libation-imbibing occasion, you should simply throw da organic remains of da beverage-brewing on da compost pile instead of using them to make "apple-coors".
apple-coors by QuacksO April 25, 2026
innerference
I met two nude girls on da beach, and they gave me blowjobs and let me give them naked massages, but then they majorly "ran innerference" when I tried to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., they sat up and faced each other with interlaced legs, and then each chick gigglingly placed her "inside" foot over the other's vaginal opening so that I couldn't stick my cock inside of her. Eventually I was able to playfully wrestle said slender shapely tootsies away from said delectable honey-spots enough for me to "score a goal" wif both cuties, which of course made partaking of said "ultimate privilege" all da sweeter.
innerference by QuacksO April 24, 2026