My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
by QuacksO June 08, 2021
Richie Rich Jr. viewed his sandlot-kid pals as quite da luxjury, in dat they would both advise him regarding how certain items in his company's tasty line of comestibles would likely appeal to da general public, and have his back in times of distress or danger.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.
Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
"Sweet little old lady" individuals often seem to detect minute subtleteas in da taste of various brands, ages, and types when delicately partaking of their morning cups.
by QuacksO April 19, 2025
Inventor of da telephone; folks were so grateful to him for dis dat dey named da Peace Prize after him.
Da telephone was an absolute "dynamite" invention, just like da safety-explosive created by Alexander Graham Nobell's nephew, Alfred.
by QuacksO October 05, 2018
Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.
In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020