Definitions by QuacksO
We needed the rain at this time
Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.
Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???
We needed the rain at this time by QuacksO August 26, 2023
Lech Wallenda
Given da highly-controversial and politically-charged nature of da late-20th-century arms race, Lech Wallenda must have really had to "tread a fine line" while engaged in his peace-creating circus-act endeavors.
Lech Wallenda by QuacksO August 25, 2023
Whack-A-Mole faucets
Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
Whack-A-Mole faucets by QuacksO August 24, 2023
Don't get succored in!
A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.
One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!
Don't get succored in! by QuacksO August 23, 2023
crystal myth
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
crystal myth by QuacksO August 23, 2023
fraygrance
Da local snake-oil salesman was busted when it was revealed dat he had sneakily switched a worn shirt for a newer one when demonstrating his miracle-patching "fraygrance".
fraygrance by QuacksO August 23, 2023
three-piece suit
A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
three-piece suit by QuacksO August 23, 2023