Definitions by QuacksO

woolf 

A bloodthirsty wild canine in sheep’s clothing.

Little Red Riding Hood and da Three Little Pigs were both warned to watch out for a certain “woolf” along their travels, but they still ran afoul of him all da same!

woolf by QuacksO October 8, 2023

sewnar 

What every needle-and-thread-wielding human wishes dat he/she had to help ensure dat he doesn’t accidentally “go too deep” when plunging da sharp point to make a stitch!

Having sewnar would be especially useful when repairing clothing dat is still being worn by its owner, to reduce da chances of any “owie-sticks”, unwittingly attaching multiple clothing-layers together, etc.

sewnar by QuacksO October 8, 2023

sails and cervix 

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

sails and cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

sales and cervix 

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

sales and cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

in Her Majesty's secret cervix 

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

in Her Majesty's secret cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

cervix with a smile 

Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.

As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.

cervix with a smile by QuacksO October 8, 2023

mounting and balancing 

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

mounting and balancing by QuacksO October 8, 2023