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If "heresy" is an unpopular idea, then da word "theresy" must mean a palatable-to-current-public-opinion belief; one would logically wonder, then, why da grouchy guy in "Green Eggs and Ham" did not want said proffered delicacies located "there" as well as "here", since "there" would conceivably have been a spot where only yummy-'n'-pleasant comestibles would have been permitted, and so he should have been willing to try a taste if "there" was an acceptable place to present them to him.
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
Get the theresy mug.Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the finanacial assistance mug.A warmly-humorous "phonetic" way of spelling/saying the word "sociable"; it denotes a slightly bluff/cajoling "buddy-cuddly" way of "yankin' down da social barriers" and making someone feel immediately loved and welcome... "come along an' join da fun --- we're all one big happy family!"
City-raised teenager whose family has recently moved to a semi-rural area: I felt a bit awkward and outta place having my jovial new neighborhood-pal trot me around wif him during an entire "typical teenager's weekend-activities" day and welcomingly include me in all of his assorted ventures 'n' escapades --- visiting his friends and shooting a few hoops with them, popping in on neighbors' boisterous backyard-barbecues, looking up a few things at the library, joking around with the staff at the hardware store, hugging/high-fiving/wrist-wrestling the cute freckle-faced chicks whom we met around town, and so on... he kept his arm firmly hooked through mine wherever we went and always included me in any group-hugs/sandwich-snuggles that he engaged in wif others, and so again I felt kinda bowled over with everything at first. But I soon realized that my new friend was merely being totally soh-shuh-buhl and making absolutely sure that I never felt "left out", and so eventually I got used to it and actually rather enjoyed it... not exactly how we do stuff in da big city, but heck --- what do I know??
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the soh-shuh-buhl mug.If alcohol is so evil and sinful, why does the bibulical account of Jesus's turning water into wine exist?
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the bibulical mug.What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
Get the "Dude" translations mug.Da ability to gaze for extended periods without either suffering eye/muscle-fatigue or making others feel uncomfortable.
Wearing sunglasses and leaning back in your seat as though you're merely resting/waiting can increase your dexstareity tremendously, in dat not only will you not hafta tiringly hold your head upright while continuously monitoring da activities in front of you, but those individuals whom you're keeping an eagle-eye on may not even realize dat they're being watched, since da shades will conceal yer peepers, and so any fellow humans who observe you won't know if you're looking at them, or even whether you have your eyes open or not.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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In da September 05, 1981 Doonesbury strip, da devil-may-care-attituded Interior Secretary Watt grumbles to his secretary dat he can't be birdened by irate phone calls from a bird-watcher whom he dismissively views as merely an "extremist" --- "Why should I care if my policies kill off a few rare species of birds?! We'll still have millions of pigeons to take up the slack! BIRDS ARE BIRDS --- that's what I mean by extremism!"
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
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