Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)
There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.
(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
by QuacksO September 30, 2017
A cooperative effort among two or more individuals to convince a chick to allow them access to her "downstairs lips".
Former Prez Clinton apparently had adequately-persuasive charm "just on his own" when approaching most of da ladies whom he'd "gotten lucky" with; he generally did not need any collabiaration to get said hotties to spread their legs for him.
by QuacksO December 09, 2022
Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!
by QuacksO December 24, 2017
Supporters of King George were hoping dat da so-called "insurrection" of da mid-1700's would merely result in a moratoryum for them, and dat they could eventually resume living "fat, dumb, and happy" under Merry Old England's rule. But after da Treaty of Paris was signed, they had to either conform to da new government or vamoose to Canada.
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
I always make sure to ask if there's any service-charge before authorizing an employee to perform an action on my behalf --- to many trofee-seekers out there!
by QuacksO April 08, 2022