QuacksO's definitions

reducktion

Da disappointing lessening of permissions 'n' possibilities dat Daffy encountered when setting out to hunt grizzly bears.

Da infamous hot-tempered Warner-Brothers quacker may not have liked da "reducktion" in harvesting-allowances regarding da local bear population, but said large furry brown mammals would also have been less than thrilled if said hunter-freedom curtailing had NOT been in place, since they would then have had a far greater risk of a "reduction" in their expected lifespans!

by QuacksO December 22, 2023

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020

self-stufficient

Describes someone who saves big bucks on his food bill by actively taking advantage of any and all opportunities to gluttonously cram his cheeks for free, such as at community gatherings, church suppers, birthday parties, backyard barbecues, etc.

If someone is able to be self-stufficient on a daily basis, he may seldom have to shop at the supermarket, since one or more humongous feasting-sessions per day may always be enough to tide him over till the next culinary-freeloading opportunity presents itself.

by QuacksO October 20, 2019

explosives enthusiast

Highly entertaining but “living extremely dangerously” person who loves to blow things up --- without proper preparation or training --- just to hear the huge thunderous booms. Usually has lots of buddies --- other equally careless/macho guys who pal around with him and assist him with his gloriously noisy tasks.

from "The Red Green Show" Patrick McKenna as Harold Green: Okay, it’s time to play the Possum Lodge Word Game, and playing for tonight’s grand prize is local demolitions expert, Mr. Edgar K. B. Montrose! K.B. stands for “Ka Boom”
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose: Oh, I wouldn’t say I’m an explosives EXPERT, Harold --- I prefer to think of myself as just an explosives ENTHUSIAST!
Steve Smith as Red Green (in a tone of slightly wary sarcasm): Ya got a LICENSE to use high explosives, do ya, Edgar?
Graham Greene as Edgar K. B. Montrose (looking innocently puzzled): How do you mean?

by QuacksO August 19, 2013

calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.

I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.

Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

unclefreeze

An additive for da coolant in yer car's radiator to make it gel more quickly when it gets cold.

If you add equal amounts of antifreeze and unclefreeze to your car's radiator, will da two substances proportionally "cancel each other out", resulting in da coolant-mix's now solidifying at 32 degrees, just as it would if there was nothing but plain water in there?

by QuacksO February 16, 2020