Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Describes do horrid or grisly nature of a creature dat is due to its having become noticeably larger than da last time it was seen.
James Herriot complained dat a young bull had become totally grewsome, due to da dim-minded and unmotivated farmer's having waited far too long in da animal's maturing-period before calling said modest-sized veterinarian to perform his necessary tests.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.
I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.
It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
What da ladies of Louisiana's state capital are doin' to get gussied up whenever there's a gala festival scheduled.
Prior to every big bash, jewelers in La-la State's "Red Stick City" are also "battin' rouge" --- i.e., speedily dabbin da finely-abrasive polish on their prized merchandise --- in preparation to party-goers' flocking into their shops to buy super-shiny baubles to wear when getting all decked out for said wildly-whoopin'-it-up event.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.
In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.
by QuacksO December 24, 2020