A much-overused phrase that a mooching lady blows you off with when you ask her reason for requesting money from you. The intended purpose of her flippantly-ambiguous reply is to falsely imply to you that she needs said funds for "feminine issue" medicinal products, assisting family/friends with private-matter conundrums, etc., when in reality she merely wants to "fatten her PURSE" so that she can make frivolous/unhealthy expenditures which she knows that you as a prudent budgeter would never give her money for.
If a lady truly cares about you and has any sense of responsible budgeting, she should be willing to reveal what she wants to do with any money she asks you for, rather than just snapping, "It's pursonal". It's YOUR MONEY, so you have a right to know how it's being spent.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
What you sue a Mexican or Conquistador contractor for when he installs one or more grounding-rods incorrectly, poorly, in da wrong place, etc, therefore supposedly causing you undue distress.
If you don't wanna get your sorry a** hauled into court for an excessively-wet-locale code-violation --- and da resulting "Spain and uffering" dat da home/business-owner withstood --- when installing earthing-bars, you will need to steer clear of planting said lightning-dissipators into any area of da PLAIN, since we know dat da RAIN is known to pool up MAINLY on dat region of da country's topography.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
What everyone's favorite crazy cartoon duck would file in court to solemnly attest to da truth of whatever assertions dat he was claiming.
Elmer Fudd's temperishly-spluttering boxing-rival could file all da Daffydavits he wants to regarding both his greatly-disputed pugilistic win against said "gweat, gweat spoowuhtsman" and da self-perceived unfairness of how his own bear-hunting endeavor panned out, but said legal documents wouldn't likely hold much water with a judge or jury, since in both cases there was clearly some heavy-duty cheating --- and blatant rules-breaking --- going on.
by QuacksO August 15, 2024
A health-improvement regimen of questionable value/effectiveness; it entails having the "sufferer" lean his hip against the "practitioner" to help support himself in a standing position.
You wanna really watch out for anyone who asks you to let him practice "hipnotherapy" with you --- most likely he is not really ailing, but just wants to lean on you in order to selfishly lessen his own "burden" of merely standing on his own two feet. This "treatment" is appropriately names in most cases... it involves using your "hip" to lean against someone else, and is in reality "no therapy" at all!
by QuacksO January 24, 2019
A cuddly-affectionate "sweet nothings" choice of two very-similar closely-clasping gestures that are playfully offered by one lover to his hunnybunny; about the only difference between the two lovey-dovey actions is that "shnooglez" involves somewhat more "up close 'n' personal" burrowing action with one's head and face during the snuggle-session.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Ya want SHNUGGLEZ or SHNOOGLEZ???
Cutie: Ummmmm --- surprise me!
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Okay --- maybe I'll just give ya a bit of both, then... kinda like mixing apple and orange juices together when ya aren't sure which one ya want.
Cutie, gigglingly nestling back into Mr. Softhearted's adoringly-encircling embrace: Okay, if you say so. It kinda just all feels like about da same nice warm gentle nuzzley cuddle-hugz, but ALL of your clasps 'n' caresses are equally heavenly and satisfying, so it doesn't really matter to me what ya call 'em.
Cutie: Ummmmm --- surprise me!
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Okay --- maybe I'll just give ya a bit of both, then... kinda like mixing apple and orange juices together when ya aren't sure which one ya want.
Cutie, gigglingly nestling back into Mr. Softhearted's adoringly-encircling embrace: Okay, if you say so. It kinda just all feels like about da same nice warm gentle nuzzley cuddle-hugz, but ALL of your clasps 'n' caresses are equally heavenly and satisfying, so it doesn't really matter to me what ya call 'em.
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
Backcuracy: How good you are at operating a vehicle in reverse.
Hackcuracy: How often you "hit da nail on da head" in da sabotage department.
Jackcuracy: (1) How straight and level you get da lifting-device for changing your flat tire, or (2) how good you are at tossing/catching a small ball and spiky playing-pieces.
Knackcuracy: How well you know/perform a particular skill or ability.
Lackcuracy: How expert you are at NOT doing/possessing something.
Mackcuracy: How good a big-rig driver you are.
Hackcuracy: How often you "hit da nail on da head" in da sabotage department.
Jackcuracy: (1) How straight and level you get da lifting-device for changing your flat tire, or (2) how good you are at tossing/catching a small ball and spiky playing-pieces.
Knackcuracy: How well you know/perform a particular skill or ability.
Lackcuracy: How expert you are at NOT doing/possessing something.
Mackcuracy: How good a big-rig driver you are.
Additional examples of "alphabetical accuracy" include:
Packcuracy: How neatly/efficiently you load and/or store items.
Quackcuracy: (1) How well you imitate da vocalizations of a duck, or (2) how successfully you convince gullible bystanders of da legitimacy/efficacy of your snake-oil concoctions.
Rackcuracy: (1) How well you assess da status/quantity of merchandise on a display-frame, or (2) how correctly you predict/estimate da size, shape, appearance, warmth/softness, etc. of a gal's boobs.
Sackcuracy: (1) How well you estimate da contents of a bag, or (2) how closely your guess when someone is gonna be given da boot from his present employment.
Stackcuracy: How good you are at piling up items without their falling over again.
Tackcuracy: (1) How closely you estimate da stickiness of a particular adhesive, or (2) how correct you are regarding how well a pushpin holds up an object.
Trackcuracy: (1) How good you are at maintaining good records, or (2) how efficient you are at staying on da rails when shunting freight-cars.
Whackcuracy: How often your palm "lands on target" when swatting someone's butt on his way past you.
Yackcuracy: How valid da content of an extended monologue is.
Packcuracy: How neatly/efficiently you load and/or store items.
Quackcuracy: (1) How well you imitate da vocalizations of a duck, or (2) how successfully you convince gullible bystanders of da legitimacy/efficacy of your snake-oil concoctions.
Rackcuracy: (1) How well you assess da status/quantity of merchandise on a display-frame, or (2) how correctly you predict/estimate da size, shape, appearance, warmth/softness, etc. of a gal's boobs.
Sackcuracy: (1) How well you estimate da contents of a bag, or (2) how closely your guess when someone is gonna be given da boot from his present employment.
Stackcuracy: How good you are at piling up items without their falling over again.
Tackcuracy: (1) How closely you estimate da stickiness of a particular adhesive, or (2) how correct you are regarding how well a pushpin holds up an object.
Trackcuracy: (1) How good you are at maintaining good records, or (2) how efficient you are at staying on da rails when shunting freight-cars.
Whackcuracy: How often your palm "lands on target" when swatting someone's butt on his way past you.
Yackcuracy: How valid da content of an extended monologue is.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
To be an effective moderator at a Belchers Anonymous meeting, one needs to have at least a general knowledge of fizzyology.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022