Definitions by QuacksO
the whole shebang
Da entire "touchy-feely and bouncy-bouncy" permission dat a hot-in-da-crotch stud desires from a hot chick --- i.e., he wants total access to da luscious soft warm flesh dat "she" has, plus consent for him to "bang" her.
Tiffany asked me to perform a really yucky and difficult task for her, but she made me an offer dat I couldn't refuse --- she offered me access to "the whole shebang" after da job was completed.
the whole shebang by QuacksO November 2, 2023
hosale
A cheaper price for intimacy due to da "seller" being just a loose hussy who spreads her legs very willingly, anyway, as opposed to a more-selective chick who knows da true value of her a**, and so she charges da full "reTAIL" price for her ultimate pleasures.
Really attractive or "luscious" gals are usually very aware of how extra-desirable their soft warm shapely bodies are, and so you usually can't "buy them at hosale". Probably about da only way you could "get them at a discount" would be if you hired them either for multiple sessions or for an extended one-time stay.
harbor fright
Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".
My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.
harbor fright by QuacksO November 2, 2023
pennellty
Refers to how you'd hafta majorly "pay da piper" if you committed a significant-enough no-no dat you ended up on da receiving end of a lawSUIT by da great Canadian "three-piece suit" Larry T.
stiffed drink
A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.
I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.
stiffed drink by QuacksO November 1, 2023
WHO'S walking WHOM???
What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
WHO'S walking WHOM??? by QuacksO October 31, 2023