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superseed

To sew a plot of farmland for a crop dat's different from what had been grown there before.
One should always rotate crops for best soil-health; each year's planting should superseed da previous one.
by QuacksO March 23, 2021
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trickologist

A shady magician who moonlights as a hair-and-scalp specialist.
Many a trickologist falsely claims to know how to make your hair grow "like magic".
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
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blackened-hands triumph

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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galimony

Money you hafta spend if you wanna keep a hot chick as your main squeeze.
If a lady whom you are dating actually is of very limited means, then perhaps it might indeed be reasonable for her to occasionally ask you for a little cash to obtain a few basic necessities and/or simple comforts. Just be careful dat she doesn't start trying to force you into paying her "galimony" --- i.e., extra funds just to keep her by your side.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
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Metropolitan Oprah House

A fancy-schamncy concert-hall in NYC that features everyone's favorite cloyingly-sweet TV personality.
Other folks can attend the fancy hyped programs at the Metropolitan Oprah House if they choose, but I am not really into all the glitz and drama --- gimme a nice quiet friendly backyard barbecue or simple country-folk musical-shindig EVERY time.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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serveivor

A fortunate person who got out with his life after partaking of a really horrible culinary experience.
Archie's classmates felt like they were literal serveivors every time they successfully remained alive following a meal prepared by their temperish cafeteria cook Miss Beasley.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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