The first entry in the "partial alphabet of intimacy"; it refers to what Prez Willie wanted to do with his "willy" while interacting with Monica Blewinsky and any other attractive female (well, other than his own wife, usually!) whom he laid eyes on.
Continuing on up in alphabetical order:
2. flintimacy: getting "close 'n' personal" when "flicking your Bic" or otherwise striking a light. Potentially very dangerous --- safety-goggles may protect your eyes from flying sparks, but you may still get pock-mark burns on your cheeks/chin/forehead (or a total face-blackening if you get too close to a torch when it ignites in a huge jet of flame or a humongous fireball if you mindlessly had the acetylene turned up too high!, à la Laurel and Hardy)
3. glintimacy: where you "get friendly" with shiny/sparkly objects/materials. A sign of being close to glitter-coated Christmas cards is when you end up with "twinkly fingers" afterwards from loosened glitter-particles
4. hintimacy: merely implying that you love someone, rather than actually coming out and saying so in a plain "obvious" way
5. lintimacy: where you get snuggly with "shedding" cloth items
6: mintimacy: necking with someone after using menthol-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash
7: printimacy: loving the scent of fresh ink; watch out for messy dark-blue stains on your nose
8: stintimacy: having an affair with one or more fellow military personnel during your tour of duty
Continuing on up in alphabetical order:
2. flintimacy: getting "close 'n' personal" when "flicking your Bic" or otherwise striking a light. Potentially very dangerous --- safety-goggles may protect your eyes from flying sparks, but you may still get pock-mark burns on your cheeks/chin/forehead (or a total face-blackening if you get too close to a torch when it ignites in a huge jet of flame or a humongous fireball if you mindlessly had the acetylene turned up too high!, à la Laurel and Hardy)
3. glintimacy: where you "get friendly" with shiny/sparkly objects/materials. A sign of being close to glitter-coated Christmas cards is when you end up with "twinkly fingers" afterwards from loosened glitter-particles
4. hintimacy: merely implying that you love someone, rather than actually coming out and saying so in a plain "obvious" way
5. lintimacy: where you get snuggly with "shedding" cloth items
6: mintimacy: necking with someone after using menthol-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash
7: printimacy: loving the scent of fresh ink; watch out for messy dark-blue stains on your nose
8: stintimacy: having an affair with one or more fellow military personnel during your tour of duty
And #9: tintimacy: affectionately burying your face in a gal's hair shortly after she dyes it; again, as with #7, this practice can result in embarrassing smears of blonde/brown/red pigment on your lips/nose/cheeks
As a result of Willie J's rampant 'n' wanton "clintimacy", half the youngsters in D.C. have his DNA (and his stupid lecherous smirky grin)!
As a result of Willie J's rampant 'n' wanton "clintimacy", half the youngsters in D.C. have his DNA (and his stupid lecherous smirky grin)!
by QuacksO July 09, 2019
Da measuring-unit of how liberal and giving Da Great Bruce (or "Caitlyn", for da progressive modern-day thinkers) is with his time and/or resources.
Not much seems to be said in da news about whether Bruce/Caitlyn donates to charity or otherwise displays significant jennerosity towards fellow humans, but Daughter Kylie is certainly famous for her giving and caring. Maybe Papa is more well-known for "genderosity" --- i.e., being a staunch and vocal advocate to promote respect and tolerance for all self-identifications and orientations.
by QuacksO April 23, 2021
Da study of da financial status of da nationally-advertised insurance company featuring dat tiny green reptile spokesman wif a weird Cockney accent.
Maybe signing up for a certain company's insurance online is so easy dat a caveman could do it, but finding out da geckonomics of said insurance company might be a bit more difficult and complicated.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
A community-sponsored meal that's intended to raise funds through free-will donations, but which in the end often merely "benefits" multitudes of freeloaders who just come for the free food, and then quietly leave again without dropping any money in the donations-cup.
If towns would not charge such outrageous sums in properly-taxes, there might likely be fewer "abusers" of benefit suppers, since there would be fewer cash-strapped folks who would sulkily feel that they were "owed" free meals due to their already having shelled out grossly-excessive amounts for their property-taxes.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
by QuacksO November 23, 2011
Even though everyone knows that the book "Jane Eyre" has been around for over 150 years, there are still a lot of Charlottans around who claim to be the author.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018