What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
What "old money" descendants have, since neither they nor their recent ancestors have ever had to seek regular employment.
Ethan Couch claimed to have a "rich heiritage" which supposedly entitled him to special favors and allowances from da world around him.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021
A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023