Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.
Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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yalk

Pronounced "yock", it combines the words YACK and TALK, and refers to the act of just babbling endlessly without much meaningful/legitimate content.
Radio listener, irritably switching off a live interview of a politician bragging about all the supposed "progress" he's made in his still-squalid jurisdiction: Okay --- enough of that BS... got better things to do than listen to HIS yalk for the next two hours!
by QuacksO May 06, 2013
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edgeucation

In da "Beetle Bailey" cartoon, Sarge often ends up hanging from a branch over a yawning abyss; he might do well to get himself a better edgeucation so dat hopefully he could avoid such mishaps!
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
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Beggamucks

Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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vested interest

Personal and/or monetary connection/involvement regarding an upper-torso-warmth/protection garment-manufacturing establishment.
If I worked in a job dat required Kevlar body-armor, I would sure-as-shootin' (pun not intended, but it is indeed 100% appropriate!) have a "vested interest" in da garments' manufacturer!
by QuacksO March 28, 2020
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asswhole

Someone who's a jerk 100% through, not just somewhat.
Tronald Dump is a true asswhole.
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
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Flynt and Steele

Two famous printed-media figures whose "hot 'n' spicy" reading-material can really "light yer fire".
I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.
by QuacksO April 21, 2025
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