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Definitions by QuacksO

ludicrass 

Outrageously in bad taste.
Some of the entertainment today is really ludicrass.
ludicrass by QuacksO December 20, 2023

Kregslist 

Da online swap 'n' shop forum for woodworkers.
Cool dude #1: Wow, nice set of pocket-jigs, Man! How'd ya get those?
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
Kregslist by QuacksO December 20, 2023

for game or Luger 

A legal term dat differentiates da purposes for which you would be wanting to acquire and/or possess firearms, and thus what general type of gun it would be.
Da term "for game or Luger" refers to whether you would want a long gun for hunting, or a handgun for defense and/or target-practice.
for game or Luger by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Da hovering-'n'-shining ring of innocence dat your parents give back to you by saying, "Hay is for horses."
If you always remember to say, "Hello" or "Excuse me" when addressing a fellow human, you will be able to keep your "heylo" intact, without any outside help.
heylo by QuacksO December 17, 2023
What your equine buddy sees around your head when you're forking him down his feeding of fiber.
If two opposite-gender country-kid "angels" gigglingly climb up into da HAY-loft together for some "wild action" between da HAY-bales, do they lose their "HAYlos" of innocence?
haylo by QuacksO December 17, 2023

grammaphone 

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".
Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
grammaphone by QuacksO December 17, 2023

shilldren 

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.
A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.
shilldren by QuacksO December 16, 2023