Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
by QuacksO November 25, 2019
Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
by QuacksO May 07, 2025
A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.
Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.
by QuacksO June 08, 2023
The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
If a teenage girl strongly "advocotes" for letting her heart-throb stay overnight, one should strongly wonder if merely a good night's sleep is actually the only thing that she has in mind for said raging-hormones-steeped male admirer! :P
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.
Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.
by QuacksO April 15, 2021