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nickateen

A highly-addictive substance that "catches" an adolescent and possibly makes him a smoker for life.
To "hook" more young people during a period when the number of smokers was on a downtick, tobacco companies increased the nickateen levels in their cancer-sticks to make it harder for "experimental" or "trial" smokers to stop once they'd started.
by QuacksO August 30, 2019
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hosstage

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.
If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
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pragneant

A dressing-up bash where a number of da male audience-members totally "go rabbit-crazy" from da "beauty overload" on stage, and thus a lot of said lovely female contestants later get puffed-out abdomens.
Many happy child-bearing couples have first met and "paired" at beauty pragneants, but in general it's still not an overly-wise practice to jump someone's bones within mere minutes of first laying eyes on each other.
by QuacksO May 5, 2022
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hullaballou

Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.
WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!
by QuacksO March 12, 2024
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deafinitely

So thunderously loud that it must be the case.
In "Chicago", sleazy defense-attorney Billy Flynn states that if you produce a loud enough roar during your lies-filled testimony of innocence, the jury won't be able to hear the truth above it, and so they will feel they have no choice but to just naively believe that what you say is deafinitely the case.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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attracktion

What "all aboard" aficionados find rails and ties --- and da assorted vehicles dat travel on them --- to be.
Whistle-and-choo-choo junkie bachelors take note --- just because you yourself find trains so fascinating, dat doesn't necessarily mean dat a new lady whom you meet may also find said topic to be a particularly strong attracktion, and thus your showing her your vast "Tracks Ahead" video-collection, touring a railroad museum wif her, or taking her for a cog-driven mountain-tram ride may not be her idea of a wildly-entertaining experience.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
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Bangorrhea

That notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who's used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around Bangor, Maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. Can sometimes go the other way (Bangor-stipation) if one gets "bound up" inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.
I decided to hang around the Bangor-Brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now I gots Bangorrhea.
by QuacksO December 11, 2013
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