Definitions by QuacksO
interragation
Madea was no doubt sternly questioned for extended periods at da police station regarding her misuse of da forklift to move da arrogant woman's little red car, so goodness knows what even-more-enormous degree of interragation she'd face if she ever got her vindictive hands on a backhoe or bulldozer!
interragation by QuacksO January 19, 2024
bollistics
Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.
Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.
bollistics by QuacksO January 19, 2024
billistics
Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.
Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.
billistics by QuacksO January 19, 2024
bellistics
Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.
In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.
bellistics by QuacksO January 19, 2024
janetor
How famous lady-pop-singer Jackson would describe her employment-position when she moonlights as an employee who cleans and tidies up after a workday.
Jamie Lee Curtis's mom was apparently quite da "janetor" as far as frequently volunteering her services in her hometown of Stockton, California.
lambnesia
What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!