Definitions by QuacksO

neolithography

Cave paintings.

In cartoonist Johnny Hart's "B.C for P.B.C." advertisements for Pitney-Bowes copiers, said "wonder machines" were represented by just a dome-shaped bounder with a hinged top, and then a slot in da back where da copies came out. Despite said crudity of design, said facsimiles were shown to be just like da originals, however, so perhaps this device was a huge step-up in da neolithography world.

neolithography by QuacksO April 15, 2026

Scandalnavia

Da socially-depraved Northern-European region where "da stuff of tabloids" regularly occurs.

Tronald Dump infamously created a regular Scandalnavia in 2017 when he falsely claimed dat a terrorist attack had happened in Sweden.

Scandalnavia by QuacksO April 13, 2026

Scandiknaveia

Da infamous Northern-European region where a lot of less-than-honorable individuals reside.

By building da hideous "golden ballroom" onto da White House dat was funded using highly-questionable donations from equally-questionable investors, Tronald Dump has created a posh meeting-place for said obnoxiously-wealthy individuals; it'll be a regular Scandiknaveia whenever they all gather for a shindig.

Scandiknaveia by QuacksO April 13, 2026

inaccuranophobia

A fear of not-actually-dangerous spiders.

Tarantulas are indeed huge and scary-looking, but though they do occasionally bite people, their venom is fairly innocuous, and so a strong fear of them is generally just inaccuranophobia.

inaccuranophobia by QuacksO April 13, 2026

inaccuronism

Something dat appears to "out da cart before da horse" as far as tech-timelines are concerned, but instead is just plain bu**s**t, regardless of era.

Tronald Dump's speeches infamously include eye-rollingly-absurd inaccuronisms, such as claiming dat da Continental Army took over airports.

inaccuronism by QuacksO April 13, 2026

complaycency

Not being careful enough during recreation.

Complaycency during intercourse can indeed be delightful at da time, but said "let's just do it without thinking" behavior can lead to huge complications down da road, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancy, etc.

complaycency by QuacksO April 13, 2026

availabiale

Denotes da status of a chick who is readily willing to spread her legs.

In da hilarious "false sexual-promiscuity confession" joke, "Little Tommy Shaughnessey" flimflams da priest into divulging da names of all of da "availabiale" girls in da community, so dat said "actually girlfriendless" hot-in-da-crotch Irish stud can know which local hotties to seek out and proposition.

availabiale by QuacksO April 13, 2026