A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
A couple of Silver Bullet "beer chasers" that you down after partaking of the "main event" ("somethin' tall and strong" that you'd asked the bartender to whip up for you while you're "wastin' away again in Margaritaville").
Alan Jackson: I'm feeling kinda woozy after that "hurricane" cocktail that I just drank --- at a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
Plain old eyecons are fun in and of themselves, but I especially love da animated ones dat humorously blink when you click on them, admiringly/approvingly follow your cursor with their gaze as you move your mouse over to them, etc.
by QuacksO February 15, 2024
A.k.a. "assholeassin". A hired exterminator of fellow humans who brings about the demise of his marks by behaving like such an intolerable jerk that the stressed-out unfortunate eventually commits suicide in order to escape said obnoxious persecution.
One should take care how he treats his fellow humans --- like they say, you never know what battles someone else is fighting, and so some people could be "pushed over the edge" by even minor;y-upsetting actions/attitudes on the part of another. Many a cranky schoolteacher, headmaster, stepmother/mother-in-law, etc. has been a literal harassassin, often without even being aware of it at the time.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
A bungling attempt to alleviate a problem or malfunction, but which ends up just completely destroying said problematic object/situation, or making matters infinitely worse.
Angus MacGyver's alter-ego, MacGruber, is infamous for his rectifrying any situation he is faced with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".
Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???
by QuacksO April 20, 2024