If you want a bulk-quantity discount on 2X4s, you'll need to talk to my supervisor --- he's da "top plank" around here; I'm just a suboardinate!
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
by QuacksO April 07, 2019
If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
Doctor Moreau wisely avoided using canine-type mammals in his vivisection experiments, preferring to operate on weren'twolf-species only. In the end, however, the altered creatures' taste for meat still brought about the doctor's downfall.
by QuacksO February 17, 2019
Knowing dat a gal has ample-sized "milk jugs" may be all da moo-tivation dat a tongue-lolling stud needs to actively court and woo her.
by QuacksO February 28, 2022
Da type of horse dat da Gingerbread Man rides. This is da real reason dat he was able to outrun everybody --- naturally, his tiny little short legs could never have enabled him to run very fast, but he was riding a swift steed which allowed him to easily outdistance his merely-on-foot pursuers.
Da story of da Gingerbread Man never actually occurred da way da fairly-tale relates it... da fox merely wrote da narrative dat way 'cuz he was humiliated dat da Gingerbread Man prudently declined da cleverly-devious crimson-canine's offer to give him a ride across da stream on his back, but instead wisely went back to his house and got his long-legged Thoroughbread horse to easily splash across da river, and so da infuriated --- and hungrier-than-ever --- fox never got to eat da Gingerbread Man, after all.
by QuacksO August 31, 2019
I always ask myself how big a hypocrite anyone who grandiosely says, "Just say "no" possibly is, since we all know dat many people who scream and holler against various "pleasure/recreational items/practices" (i.e., tobacco, drugs, alcohol, gambling. sex, video-games, etc.) either partake of said sinfuls themselves (think, Principal Strickland in "Back To The Future II", who vehemently rails against teenage drinking, but is himself a closet alcoholic), or financially profit from them (like where da boys in da Homer Price story "Pie and Punch and You-Know-Whats" grumblingly discuss how one of da grade-school teachers verbally condemns chewing-gum, and yet her husband sells a lot of it at his store every day).
by QuacksO December 24, 2019