I absolutely detest tobacco and cigarettes, so I’d prefer not to visit any area of the world that’s within the Tropic of Cancer… I’ll take my “balmy climate” vacation on the southern side of the equator, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
An assortment so diverse and radically-eccentric that one actually risks a seizure from trying to take it all in.
From what I've heard, Woodstock was an epiclectic mix of counterculture and entertainment such as had never been seen before nor has ever been seen since... zheeesh, I wish I could have been there to experience it for myself!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
1. A sedative that you use in a tranquilizer-dart to render a security-guard temporarily unconscious so that you can pass through his checkpoint.
2. A marijuana joint that you use to bribe said guard into letting your pass through said checkpoint.
2. A marijuana joint that you use to bribe said guard into letting your pass through said checkpoint.
If Option #2 fails because the guard abstains from recreational-drugs and thus is not interested in your offer, then you may need to resort to the "airborne" gateway drug described in Option #1.
by QuacksO July 08, 2019
Refers to da pleasant and amusing scenario whereby you give a much-liked individual one or more "extra" hugs (i.e., in addition to da one you're giving him as a warm farewell gesture) as you're saying goodbye to him, and ask him to "store them away" or "set them aside" for later "distribution" among specified other mutual friends and/or members of his family whom you also have warm affectionate feelings for, and whom he will likely see in person somewhat sooner than you will.
One of da most common occasions where a pass-along hug is administered would be at da end of a pleasant interaction between a starry-eyed dude and da parent/sibling of a nice girl whom he adores but who is not present at da time dat said hugs are doled out, and so said family member jovially agrees to give said blinky-eyed damsel a huge "squeezy" embrace himself da next time he sees her, and smilingly tell her dat said loving arms-around was from her "main squeeze".
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
Making people spade, rake, and hoe when they detest said drudgery will probably result in tumulchuous complaining.
by QuacksO May 05, 2025