The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2016
A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Someone who removes the torsion bars from your vehicle and refuses to return them unless you fork over a tidy ransom-sum or otherwise grant him some disagreeable/arduous/burdensome favor.
It's wise to keep your wheels locked up in a garage if you don't wanna fall victim to any extorsionists.
by QuacksO January 02, 2019
Trying to get at da truth behind da political arena is like attempting to know what color a wall was before a wet coating of lime was applied to it --- typical situation in Whitewashington, DC!
by QuacksO April 26, 2022
What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Howard Hughes' HK-1 was so gigantic dat da wings and fuselarge had to each be moved into da museum separately.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023
Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.
Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.
by QuacksO June 03, 2018