emphartically

Describes a forcefully-presented monologue which includes one or more "raspy releases" emitted by the speaker, seemingly in an effort to add extra impact and credence to whatever was being said. Usually has the complete opposite effect (i.e., it actually reduces the perceived value/validity/interest of said speech) in the ears of its listeners, of course, since their disgusted and/or amused reactions to said anal indiscretion causes them to largely forget/disregard the actual content of said verbal presentation.
Making an emphartically-charged statement can also sometimes have a decidedly UNdesired "attention-drawing" effect on something you're saying, of course --- if you are either NOT trying to draw attention to yourself while speaking with someone and/or you are wanting to "slip one by him" (i.e., casually mention something that you hope he will agree to without really paying too much attention to what you're actually suggesting/requesting), "letting a loud one" can really mess up your plans, since it may cause others in your vicinity to notice and pay attention to you more than they had been before, ruining your efforts to "keep a low profile".
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
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despairity

One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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gineric

Unspecified strong-liquor preparation.
Da character in Joe Diffie's famous song "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox" doesn't specify what type of "stiff drink" he wants placed in his hand; his request is gineric in nature.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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Frododendron

The Hobbits' favorite flower, named in honor of the young warrior who played a pivotal role in freeing Middle Earth from the tyranny of Sauron and his henchmen.
It's easy to know if you've reached The Shire, since almost every house will have colorful Frododendrons planted out in the front yard.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
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wrestaurant

An eating-establishment where "it's like pulling teeth" to get service, decent portions, etc.
If Ebeneezer Scrooge --- well, before da three spirits reformed him regarding his greedy/miserly ways, of course --- had tried his hand at operating a diner, folks would have disgustedly referred to said outfit as a real "wrestaurant".
by QuacksO March 25, 2022
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exorbuttant

Refers to either of two posterior-related statuses:
(1) An excessively-large behind, or
(2) An excessively-high reimbursement dat a gal charges males for access to said delightful squeezable pillowy two-sector blob of protoplasm.
Da more exorbuttant a female is, da less exorbuttant her "price" is likely to be, since conceivably most guys prefer a firm round small-to-moderate-sized tushy, and so they don't really care all that much a huge squishy flabby floppy thing"back there" anyway.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
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goodbuying

What you'll eventually be doing to a person who makes excessive purchases.
If an acquaintance of yours keeps mooching money off of you because there are so many instances of a "good buy" on assorted merchandise, you'll have to be "goodbuying" him sometime before you run out of savings. :P
by QuacksO December 31, 2024
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