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informities

Weaknesses in da area of adequately letting others know about stuff.
A lot of officials and bureaucrats have major informities when it comes to effectively communicating.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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snide-effects

Unwanted/unforeseen "secondary" reactions to derogatory remarks.
One of da most common snide-effects is when da intended victim of one's verbal bile complains to an authority figure about da criticizer's harsh words, and then said arrogant speaker gets in a load of Dutch for running his mouth.
by QuacksO November 22, 2022
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alterior motive

What your sweetheart may have if he asks you to visit a chapel wif him.
Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.
by QuacksO May 31, 2023
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protocole

Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
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blessedimate

A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.
Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
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ferniture

Tables, chairs, beds, etc. dat are either made from dried-and-compressed plants with spiral-shaped fronds and fan-shaped leaves, or are carved with designs of said attractive leptosporangiates.
I detest having to use wipe-cloths and whisk-brooms, so I think "Ell Passo" on choosing ferniture, with its myriad of dust-collecting bulges and grooves. Flat/plain-surfaced wood is much easier to keep neat and tidy.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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