A coffin-nail partaken of by Clark Gable.
Cigarhettes may have supposedly made da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" look suave 'n' sophisticated, but they're still disgusting and harmful no matter who is puffin' 'em.
by QuacksO July 24, 2025

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
by QuacksO June 29, 2016

Let's hope dat Bill and Jo truly had strong enough feelings for each other to still wanna stay married even after da excitement of their whirlwind romance had subsided.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021

If you study human history extensively, you're Ottomatically gonna run into a lot of dudes wif da "two d's and two t's" palindrome name.
Da blow-up pilot in da comedy "Airplane!" was supposed to Ottomatically take care of flying da plane, but at best he did a mediocre job of it.
by QuacksO June 09, 2021

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 06, 2018

Hinted assertions conveyed by a guy due to da fact dat he cannot "get it up" in a particular situation.
Unattractive chicks may have to deal with frequent limplications of a lack of interest when seeking intimacy from a lot of their male associates.
by QuacksO November 03, 2022

The Ewoks were super-effective allies for the Rebel forces, so perhaps da endorcrine does wonders for da physical and cognitive abilities of said pint-sized furballs.
by QuacksO January 11, 2025
