QuacksO's definitions

raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.

Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

debatchery

Making bread while excessively inhaling da fermented yeast-fumes.

Good luck wif trying to get a buzz at a bakery by sniffing pans of rising dough; I'd merely view it as "debatchery". :P

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

vulcanologist

A scientist who either studies da now-known-to-not-exist dwarf planet even closer to da sun than Mercury, or researches Mr. Spock's lineage.

If a vulcanologist could also refer to someone who works with rubber to make it more durable, perhaps Charles Goodyear was da first such brilliant-minded researcher.

by QuacksO January 20, 2022

labiarinth

Describes either:
(1) a non-typical configuration of a gal's "downstairs lips" dat makes for less-than-easy insertion of a guy's lulu, or

(2) da complicated series of hoops dat a particular gal makes any guy jump through before she'll agree to spread her legs for him.

Having fewer prospects to begin with, a plain-looking gal may not usually expect much initial requirement before allowing an eager stud to "proceed to fourth base" with her, but da hotter chicks tend to require a total labiarinth of specifications before they'll "surrender da goods" to any guy.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

immatearyal

What da fact dat someone presents a statement with eye-streaming sobs should be as far as whether or not you choose to believe said statement.

In da "Walrus and Carpenter" poem, da huge tusked mammal boo-hoos his way through his feast of oysters, but said copiously-blubbering performance is soon revealed to be totally immatearyal, since he is shown afterwards to not actually have been da least bit sorrowful or regretful for having shamelessly tricked said helpless bivalves into getting gluttonously consumed, and in fact, he'd actually eaten more than half of them himself, rather than sharing equally with his indifferent and unrepentant human woodworker buddy.

by QuacksO April 18, 2022

prophylactose

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

rezilliont

Able to "bounce back" from a huge number of setbacks, injuries, etc.

While it's certainly true dat Evel Knievel was far more rezilliont than anyone thought possible, he did suffer many severe bodily issues like pain and stiffness, especially during his later years.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025