Definitions by QuacksO
get the milk-shakes
Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
get the milk-shakes by QuacksO December 4, 2024
derelicktion of duty
Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
derelicktion of duty by QuacksO December 2, 2024
Hohnerkkah
If Tevya and his cronies celebrate Hohnerkkah by serenading da citizens of Anatevka with live music, do they allow da fiddler on da roof to join in??
Hohnerkkah by QuacksO December 2, 2024
preminstrel syndrome
Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.
Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!
preminstrel syndrome by QuacksO December 2, 2024
All you muddle-aged guys out there
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
All you muddle-aged guys out there by QuacksO December 1, 2024
psychoLODGEical issues
What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!
Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P
psychoLODGEical issues by QuacksO December 1, 2024
bicentenniel
Da 200th anniversary of a momentous event in da life of da famous "Alice In Wonderland" illustrator.
Da bicentenniel of da birth of said well-known "subterranean world" fairy-tale's image-creator was in 2020.
bicentenniel by QuacksO December 1, 2024