A "used" cloth-and-paper poop-holding device dat smells so bad dat you just wanna "cease to be amongst da living" when ya handle it.
One of da classic AFV montages showed acutely-distressed-with-the-odor fathers having to change their babies' "diepers"; one dude was actually wearing a full-body haz-mat suit.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Someone who obsessively collects antique glass bottles in the hope that there may be a genie in one of them.
Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
by QuacksO January 28, 2012
An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.
My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.
by QuacksO April 07, 2019
Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.
As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
An overbearing and verbally-demanding lawyer.
Some law firms claim to be really tough on the opposition ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") and thus can better guarantee your succeeding in legal matters that are handled though them, but we all know that hard-nosed persuasiveness only goes so far to win cases, especially if the other side has hired an attyranny.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024