Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!
It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
Get the Sears Rowbackmug. Directives such as "No bird shall produce excessive/unnecessary vocal noise" or "No bird shall partake of planted seeds or maturing crops belonging to established farmers" would not do much good even if lawmakers were to cawdify said rules, since crows are not known for complying with Man's wishes, anyway.
by QuacksO February 02, 2021
Get the cawdifymug. 1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 07, 2020
Get the tunnel visionmug. Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.
Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!
by QuacksO July 06, 2018
Get the shoot the breezemug. A non-proper word formed by adding an "s" to da beginning; it's da only one of da four common temperature-designation words dat does not form a "second" proper word when an "s" is added to da front.
Da four "temperature names" wif an "s" added at da beginning: sCOLD, sTEPID, sWARM, sHOT. Da first, third, and fourth names in da list form proper words, but da second one does not.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
Get the stepidmug. If "aunthropology" explores da biological progression of an uncle's spouse, then what would "aunthrowpology" study? Would it analyze how good a judo wrestler she would be? Perhaps this could indeed be a valuable skill for her to have, if she has particularly unruly nieces or nephews! And how about "aunthrapology"? Is dat branch of research about how convincing/placating said "wonder woman" would be at trying to regretfully discuss da aforementioned bratty behavior of said pint-sized "holy terrors" in her siblings' family?
by QuacksO January 04, 2024
Get the aunthropologymug. Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or
(2) da cost of said materials.
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or
(2) da cost of said materials.
Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
Get the raftermathmug.