QuacksO's definitions

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

ladderal movement

Side-to-side shifting dat you most-definitely do NOT want to have happen when you're standing on a runged climbing-device.

Since ladderal movement is so common --- AND so DANGEROUS --- it's wise to have a second person grip and steady said "wobbly Werner" whenever possible.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

youropia

A condition of being far-sighted (the opposite of myopia).

Would you like to temporarily swap each other's eye-conditions --- trade youropia for myopia?

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Lulu

A man’s penis. Often used affectionately by a female during lovemaking.

Lady: I see Lulu getting excited again … must be the cologne.

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

prixposterous

Da amount of time, money, resources, advertising, etc. dat's involved in a major sporting-event.

What an irony --- da World's major governments supposedly can't afford to adequately assist their less-fortunate citizens, yet they can make prixposterous outlays for stuff like football, NASCAR, and horse-racing!

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Frododendron

The Hobbits' favorite flower, named in honor of the young warrior who played a pivotal role in freeing Middle Earth from the tyranny of Sauron and his henchmen.

It's easy to know if you've reached The Shire, since almost every house will have colorful Frododendrons planted out in the front yard.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019

squallternative

A more-quiet-and-dignified response than simply bawling your lungs out.

I can see infants' not being expected to "keep it down" and behave/communicate constructively and in moderation, but once a child gets to be two or three years of age, it is logical to expect that his parents should have taught him at least a few squallternatives by that time!

by QuacksO July 23, 2021