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Definitions by QuacksO

mediyolkre 

Something less than ideal when it comes to cackle-berries.
Our son is a "good egg", but he's not "eggs-actly" a "whiz" when it comes to scrambling them, and so he always ends up with merely "mediyolkre" frying-results.
mediyolkre by QuacksO May 1, 2025

meadeiocre 

Da dim blurry telescope-image results dat you'd get from cheap stargazing equipment.
Actually, da honey-wine-named optics-company is known for producing quite-good-quality instruments, so if someone reports "meadeiocre" results from a particular refractor/reflector unit, he's likely meaning dat his heavens-perusing experience was less satisfactory than a "rhymes with speed" spyglass would have afforded him.
meadeiocre by QuacksO May 1, 2025

mediyoker 

Da level of results dat da farmer in da famous "200 dachshund" Sprint ad got who had bulk-ordered giant-sized cattle to be paired in wooden draft-animal-attachment assemblies.
Unless you use a Sprint-brand cell phone wif clear static-free sound and a picture-screen to order yer livestock, you might end up wif "mediyoker" results --- i.e., dozens of tiny wiener-dogs all cluelessly blinking up at you in mild puzzlement after either having widely-encircling lassos plop down nearly or being placed on da ground within da huge wagon-hauling hoops --- rather than enormous powerful horned o-x-e-n to properly harness up and use to pull yer heavy hay-carts.
mediyoker by QuacksO May 1, 2025

speshill 

Da elevated status dat a certain individual is to you 'cuz they're willing to unfairly stack da deck in yer favor.
Being really "speshill" to someone may indeed have its perks, but would you really wanna be valued merely due to your willingness to facilitate an uneven playing-field?
speshill by QuacksO May 1, 2025

manureity group 

Da comparatively small sector of strictly-organic farmers who refuse to use chemical fertilizers of any kind.
Being in a manureity group can indeed have its advantages, but be aware dat nobody will wanna live next to you whenever you fertilize yer fields, especially if it's on a hot day.
manureity group by QuacksO May 1, 2025

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales 

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

job enterview 

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
job enterview by QuacksO April 30, 2025