Definitions by QuacksO
ice cream Sunday
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
ice cream Sunday by QuacksO June 16, 2018
Ethan Workbench
Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.
Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!
Ethan Workbench by QuacksO June 16, 2018
Dixie Chicks
A well-known group of fledgling domesticated pheasants who eat their feed and drink their water out of flowered-design petite-sized paper cups, and then "chorus-peep" melodiously afterwards.
Dixie Chicks by QuacksO June 16, 2018
broughamelain
An important enzyme that helps the body maintain good overall health and physical/emotional equilibrium; a deficiency in this nutrient causes the sufferer to experience an overwhelming craving to drive and/or ride in an antique Plymouth Brougham.
I don't like pineapples much, so I often have a broughamelain deficiency; fortunately there is huge antique-car museum just down the street, so I just go over there and wander around among the quaint old square-bodied Plymouth sedans for a while till I feel better.
broughamelain by QuacksO June 14, 2018
strip pokeher
A cards-game that not only compels the losers to progressively disrobe, but also grants the winner the privilege of "doing it" with a designated female member (i.e., "poking her") of the group.
Strip pokeher only works if a male card-player wins; if a lady wins, then things get kinda complicated --- hopefully someone thought to bring a strap-on dildo.
strip pokeher by QuacksO June 14, 2018
birthday suit
A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
birthday suit by QuacksO June 14, 2018
waffle-iron
Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
waffle-iron by QuacksO June 14, 2018