Definitions by QuacksO

C3PR 

Heart-starting compressions administered by everyone's favorite Golden Droid.

Due to all of the muddy and cabinet-battering misadventures that he often goes through, R2D2's beeps and trills occasionally become a bit irregular. so his vocally-emotional copper-jacketted friend performs C3PR on him to "even things out" again.

C3PR by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

Lincoln's Gettysburg address by QuacksO October 10, 2018

eggsasperated 

Refers to a sore-emotions feeling that you get regarding an egg-related issue.

I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!

eggsasperated by QuacksO October 9, 2018

eggshausted 

Worn out from collecting eggs all morning.

I collected 200 dozen cackle-berries today, and now I am totally eggshausted... I was accustomed to collecting from just a few dozen chickens on our modest family farm. I shoulda known better than to start a part-time job at a commercial egg-farm without "breaking myself in" a bit.

eggshausted by QuacksO October 9, 2018

mipselling 

An iccnorert lpseling of a failry glenhty word where you claatuly use all of da roccert tlertes, but plimsy get da rredo of da ttreles ximed up.

I swayal kecch over my yesass very claurleyf to make sure I tenah'v made any mipsellings.

mipselling by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Just put it on my account 

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

Just put it on my account by QuacksO October 8, 2018

crysis 

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

crysis by QuacksO October 8, 2018