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Definitions by QuacksO

pubic library 

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
pubic library by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Charlampagne 

Da infamous "over-indulging" Roman emperor during the Middle Ages.
The Great Charlampagne always made a blustery show of disapproving of any and all dissipative activity, but we all know what he did in private wif da fine spirits --- do as I SAY, not as I DO.
Charlampagne by QuacksO October 14, 2018

champaine 

Da horrid pounding headache dat you suffer after a night of alcohol-drenched partying.
Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.
champaine by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Whinny the Pooh 

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.
Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?
Whinny the Pooh by QuacksO October 14, 2018

deafinitely 

So thunderously loud that it must be the case.
In "Chicago", sleazy defense-attorney Billy Flynn states that if you produce a loud enough roar during your lies-filled testimony of innocence, the jury won't be able to hear the truth above it, and so they will feel they have no choice but to just naively believe that what you say is deafinitely the case.
deafinitely by QuacksO October 14, 2018

enginuity 

On his YouTube channel, Ron Pratt and his father drive their Polaris 4X4 deep into the woods to retrieve a stuck rental-van. Ron's father uses a combination of the side-by-side's electric winch and simultaneously revving the quad's motor to spin the alternator faster and thus create more pulling-capacity for the winch --- that's real enginuity.
enginuity by QuacksO October 14, 2018

pneumoania 

A respiratory ailment caused by excessive "noisy" orgasming.
Hot chick who's exhaustedly gazing with puffy red eyes at her reflection in her bathroom mirror: Last night I had a "wild 'n' raucous" group-sex session with three well-hung guys, and now I have pneumoania.
pneumoania by QuacksO October 13, 2018