Definitions by QuacksO
incomepatible
Tronald Dump is such o head-in-the-clouds a**h**e that I am sure that his equally-spoiled/pampered son would find almost any lady to be incomepatible, no matter how rich her family was.
incomepatible by QuacksO November 1, 2019
incumpetent
Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.
Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.
incumpetent by QuacksO November 1, 2019
asswhole job
Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
asswhole job by QuacksO October 31, 2019
Sarahtonin
Da "feel good" chemical dat your brain produces while you're interacting wif a nice lady named Sarah. (Can also be spelled "Saratonin", too, of course, if one or more of da Miss Smileysweets who's giving you companionship has an abbreviated" spelling of her name.)
If you make a point of diligently cultivating/maintaining friendships wif all of da sweetie-chicks in town named Sarah and learning each of their work/school/friends/family-time schedules, you will have a better chance of being able to spend time wif at least one of dem at various times throughout da day (i.e., if one cutie usually has da mornings free, you can go visit her for a while after breakfast, and then head over to another gal's house/workplace to spend her lunch-hour wif her, and then amble across town to hang out wif a third blinky-eyed damsel in da afternoon if dat's when she has time off), and so your overall mood during da day will be calmer and more stable because your brain will be able to produce Sarahtonin on a more regular basis.
Sarahtonin by QuacksO October 31, 2019
Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines
"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines by QuacksO October 31, 2019
freakuency
Ethan Couch got his way with disgusting freakuency by simply having a temper-tantrum anytime someone exhibited reluctance to accommodate him. And on the few occasions when that enraged blubbery facade didn't work, he could always plead affleuenza.
freakuency by QuacksO October 28, 2019