Definitions by QuacksO
FIDO score
How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.
FIDO score by QuacksO February 6, 2020
Fundamnentalist
A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!
Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.
Fundamnentalist by QuacksO February 5, 2020
Libyan gnashionalists
Da group of teeth-grindingly wrathful terrorists whom Doc Brown had tricked into giving him their plutonium with the understanding that he would incorporate it into a bomb that he'd been contracted to build for them, but instead he used said radioactive material to power his totally-for-peaceful-purposes time-machine.
Doc Brown found out da hard way dat da Libyan gnashionalists did not take kindly to having their trust --- and their plutonium --- repurposed in a way they had not intended. Fortunately for Doc, he wore a bulletproof vest da second time, and so things worked out fine in da end... Doc got to power his time machine, and da terrorists didn't blow up innocent people with their "bomb" which turned out to be just a container of old parts from pinball-machines.
Libyan gnashionalists by QuacksO February 3, 2020
Swahealey
"Mechanic-speak" mumbo-jumbo technical jargon used when discussing specs/repairs of vintage roadsters and sports cars. It's such a complicated and seemingly-unintelligible speech-pattern that it might as well be a foreign language to a non-mechanical-knowledgeable listener.
steakholder
A designated person at a betting-meet who retains and cares for one or more juicy sirloins that have been put up as the winner's prize.
For a long-term meat-based wager where any butchered beef might go stale if stored till the end of the betting-period, a steakholder could also mean someone who cares for one or more head of live cattle that's being offered as the prize at said later time.
steakholder by QuacksO February 2, 2020