Definitions by QuacksO
vermint
Portmanteau of "vermin" and "varmint". Refers to any fairly-small creature dat you disgustedly view as just a germy pest, like a mouse or rat.
Some mice ignore traps, and so D-Con might be an alternative to bring about their demise; da only prob with using poison, of course, is if said vermint crawls into a littered corner or behind da wallboards where you cannot access it easily to dispose of it, and then after it perishes, its rotting carcass starts to reek and breed even more bacteria.
Bames Johnned
Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.
"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."
Bames Johnned by QuacksO February 25, 2020
DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't
In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.
Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!
DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't by QuacksO February 25, 2020
repocussions
Da highly-undesirable "taking back of da merchandise" actions dat you will likely encounter if you don't make your vehicle-payments.
I greatly value da peace of mind of being financially-solvent and debt-free, and so I try to always "buy used" and pay cash for stuff so dat I will avoid any repocussions down da road.
repocussions by QuacksO February 25, 2020
poutstanding
If you make your teenager mow da lawn instead of texting, watching TV, surfing da 'net, or playing video games, he will likely do a poutstanding job.
poutstanding by QuacksO February 25, 2020
questrogen
Assorted hormones that regulate curiosity regarding sexual and reproductive development, mainly in women.
Lots of parent do not wish to give "The Talk" to their teenagers too soon in their still-young lives, so they try to limit said raging-hormones-steeped adolescents'' bodily-production of questrogen.
questrogen by QuacksO February 25, 2020