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Definitions by QuacksO

real poo 

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
real poo by QuacksO February 29, 2020

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex 

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

coralation 

A mutual relationship or connection between two or more things related to porous organism-produced mineral-deposits in tropical waters.
Da coralation between pollution and da health of organic/mineral reefs is obvious.
coralation by QuacksO February 26, 2020

unscrewpulous

Dishonest in either wanting to put one over on you, or not loosening/tightening a threaded fastener properly.
You'd royally hafta have a Philips-head bolt loose in yer head to unquestioningly trust manufacturers, since many of them are very unscrewpulous.
unscrewpulous by QuacksO February 26, 2020

Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
Sextion 8 housing by QuacksO February 26, 2020

corralation 

A mutual relationship or connection between two or more things regarding fenced areas for livestock.
There is an obvious corralation between da degradation of naturally-growing prairie-turf and da grazing of domesticated animals.
corralation by QuacksO February 26, 2020
A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.
I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.
splaymate by QuacksO February 26, 2020