Definitions by QuacksO

misstery 

An unexplained phenomenon or event regarding da fairer half.

In da infamous "middle-aged dude and da genie" joke, said vaporous entity implies dat it would actually be MORE difficult for him to unravel da misstery dat da clueless bachelor had asked him about than to build a nearly-three-thousand-mile-long bridge from California across da Pacific Ocean to Hawaii! :P

misstery by QuacksO June 11, 2021

ferniture 

Tables, chairs, beds, etc. dat are either made from dried-and-compressed plants with spiral-shaped fronds and fan-shaped leaves, or are carved with designs of said attractive leptosporangiates.

I detest having to use wipe-cloths and whisk-brooms, so I think "Ell Passo" on choosing ferniture, with its myriad of dust-collecting bulges and grooves. Flat/plain-surfaced wood is much easier to keep neat and tidy.

ferniture by QuacksO June 11, 2021

put on heirs

Gettin' up on yer high horse due to your family background.

Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.

put on heirs by QuacksO June 11, 2021

inhareted 

Da type of sassiness, cleverness, and imperviousness to thorn-bushes dat Brer Rabbit possessed.

Having a prolific breeding-rate --- and an exceptional willingness of both genders to "do it" all da time --- is an inhareted tendency dat many coochie-craving dudes (and a number of less-attractive biddies, also) wish humans possessed.

inhareted by QuacksO June 11, 2021

dozen't matter 

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.

As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.

dozen't matter by QuacksO June 11, 2021

faxcine

A virus-patch dat you install on your teletype machine to reduce errors in transmission.

Could a faxcine be created dat would reduce da number of junk-printouts which merely waste ink and paper?

faxcine by QuacksO June 10, 2021

oridgeinal

A "stock" --- i.e., non-copied --- design dat featured a raised elongation.

Da term "oridgeinal"can also refer to an undeveloped nature-setting dat includes one or more connected mountain-peaks dat remain exactly as Man discovered them.

oridgeinal by QuacksO June 9, 2021