Definitions by QuacksO

crudibility 

What Pig Pen would lose if he removed his famous layer of dirt.

When Pig Pen says he's gonna take a bath when he gets home, Charlie Brown asks him if he's gonna get all cleaned up; said muddy child responds dat as soiled as he always seems to get, he's learned not to expect too much from a soap-and-water session --- "l just feel satisfied if da wash merely settles da dust." So it sounds like his crudibility will be preserved for da time being.

crudibility by QuacksO April 21, 2022

gobbligation

A mandatory responsibility to either wolf something down or make sounds like a turkey.

If you feel like you have a gobbligation to consume an edible at breakneck speed (like at a pie-eating contest), you'd risk developing such a tummy-ache afterwards dat you'd make agonized noises dat might indeed resemble how a large bulky wattle-sporting bird sounds off.

gobbligation by QuacksO April 21, 2022

Steamster's Union 

Da organized group of railroad engineers who collectively lobby for fair wages, job security, workplace safety, etc.

Just like da coalition of horse-drawn-wagon operators dat is now made up of truck-drivers, da Steamster's Union was originally composed of boiling-water-powered-locomotive engineers, but is now populated by operators of diesel-engine-equipped "iron horses".

Steamster's Union by QuacksO April 21, 2022

statitstics 

Large-scale findings regarding those delightful "milky-squeezy thingies" dat females possess.

It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.

statitstics by QuacksO April 21, 2022

sunario 

A sequence of events relating to da big ball of fire in da sky.

Having stuff melt inside a car and//or burning yourself on da seat is a typical sunario which results from not parking in da shade.

sunario by QuacksO April 21, 2022

sonario 

A theoretical sequence of events involving someone's male offspring.

Parking with a girl in a secluded area and sweet-talking her into climbing into da back seat is a classic sonario dat many humiliated parents know about all too well (and of course, like as not, dat's precisely how THEY THEMSELVES ended up conceiving said hot-in-da-crotch young stud to begin with)!

sonario by QuacksO April 21, 2022

sinario 

A theoretical sequence of events in which a less-than-wholesome action occurs.

One can only imagine da dozens of possible sordid sinarios whereby Bill Clinton managed to get into various women's panties.

sinario by QuacksO April 21, 2022