Definitions by QuacksO

trip down Mammary Lane

An interval of reminiscing about all of da buxom chicks who have allowed you to "pleeze squeeze theeze" in years gone by.

Horny dude: Wow --- not to brag or anything, but whenever I musingly take a trip down Mammary Lane, I always feel really good about myself dat I was able to be so kind and gentle and charming dat I actually succeeded in wheedling da underwear off of so many hot babes; guess I can also give myself a pat on da back dat I also managed to keep my head and was responsibly careful during said delightful romps wif all of those blinky-eyed cuties so dat I never got any of them pregnant, especially since dat's often NOT da case for guys who have intimately communed wif dat many "willing" females.

trip down Mammary Lane by QuacksO April 27, 2022

primevil 

Super-ancient times of rampant selfishness, wanton violence, and widespread lawlessness.

Da long-bygone days of da bloodthirsty razor-toothed Tyrannosaurus Rex and da club-wielding caveman were indeed a fearsome primevil period dat I am really glad I wasn't born into.

primevil by QuacksO April 27, 2022

apprehensile 

How one feels regarding da safety of a monkey, opossum, chameleon, or other animal dat can curl its trail around a branch to hang upside down high above da ground.

No need to feel apprehensile about animals dat wrap their tails around things to suspend themselves --- they have good muscles and totally know what they're doing, so incidents of their accidentally falling are almost nonexistent.

apprehensile by QuacksO April 27, 2022

Polly Esther 

Generic nickname for referring to an easy-to-satisfy lady with non-lofty expectations and inexpensive tastes.

Dating a "Polly Esther" may indeed be easy on both your wallet and your physical/emotional well-being, but she may also tend to be a "Plain Jane" --- i.e., not overly attractive, unrefined, "shallow", boring, etc.

Polly Esther by QuacksO April 27, 2022

D-tails 

Da specifics (i.e., shape, fullness, uniformity, nipple-color, warmth/softness, etc.) of a buxom gal's chest-pillows dat are "a "nice satisfying handful" in size.

Perhaps a lot of "typical" guys might also like to know da "d-tails" of a gal's REAR pair of "fun-bubbles" --- i.e., her "tail" --- as well as what her front-located "mounds of joy" are like.

D-tails by QuacksO April 26, 2022

whitewashington 

Refers to all da coverups and sweeping-under-da-rug routines dat our Capitol leaders engage in.

Trying to get at da truth behind da political arena is like attempting to know what color a wall was before a wet coating of lime was applied to it --- typical situation in Whitewashington, DC!

whitewashington by QuacksO April 26, 2022

adoughbe 

What you make bricks from to build a bakery.

Probably da term "adoughbe" could also sarcastically refer to da lousy baked goods dat someone created --- "Goodness, this bread is as hard as a rock --- what'd they MAKE it out of --- aDOUGHbe?!"

adoughbe by QuacksO April 25, 2022